The Fast Food Thread

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Vaclav

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Noodlemod_sl said:
I previously said something else was the worst food ever but this hummus derail reminded me how wrong I was.
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I'd say similar, but I'm just so turned off by the look and apparent texture to hummus I've honestly never tried it. I've had some gritty foods before like some jewish candy that was a turnoff before though, so probably mostly the look of gritty texture thats the main turn off though.

Decided to try those "Doritos Loaded" things last night on a lark - was not impressed. Couldn't even finish one.
 
Royal

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Vaclav_sl said:
I'd say similar, but I'm just so turned off by the look and apparent texture to hummus I've honestly never tried it. I've had some gritty foods before like some jewish candy that was a turnoff before though, so probably mostly the look of gritty texture thats the main turn off though.
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Marzipan? Hummus isn't gritty. It's has the same texture as bean dip because it's basically bean dip.
 
Mario Speedwagon

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Vaclav_sl said:
I'd say similar, but I'm just so turned off by the look and apparent texture to hummus I've honestly never tried it. I've had some gritty foods before like some jewish candy that was a turnoff before though, so probably mostly the look of gritty texture thats the main turn off though.

Decided to try those "Doritos Loaded" things last night on a lark - was not impressed. Couldn't even finish one.
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Hummus has literally no grit to it. wtf
 
Lanx

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wtf, the perfect pita+hummus combo is like one of the greatest snacks, ever. Of course you have to find a restaurant that makes great pita and hummus, but when you do...

I mean Greece got 1 thing correct, and that's hummus, i mean those idiots can't balance a checkbook, but they can turn chickpeas into magic sauce.
 
Vaclav

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Royal_sl said:
Marzipan? Hummus isn't gritty. It's has the same texture as bean dip because it's basically bean dip.
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Nah, Marzipan I've had is smooth (I'd compare what I've had to fondant really)... and perhaps it's not, the texture of it APPEARS gritty though. You've got to admit it looks roughly like the wet sand you'd make a sand castle out of.

Halva - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia- had to ask the wife to remind me what it was. Based off tahini.
 
lurkingdirk

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I made hummus tonight because fuck you all. It was delicious. I'm soon going upstairs with some smeared on my dick so my wife can enjoy some.
 
chaos

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People usually don't ingest hummus rectally, but the lurkingdirk household is not known for holding to convention.
 
Gnomedolf

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Burger King greatly disappointed me today. Their double cheeseburgers used to be pretty beefy with lots of cheese. Today I ordered one and it was like a junior double cheeseburger with one small piece of cheese. Major jimmy rustle.
 
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burger king is so far behind wendy's and mcdonalds in the chicken nugget game. I have had sysco chicken nuggets that are better than the crap burger king has. and chicken fries still suck
 
Mist

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Gnomedolf_sl said:
Burger King greatly disappointed me today. Their double cheeseburgers used to be pretty beefy with lots of cheese. Today I ordered one and it was like a junior double cheeseburger with one small piece of cheese. Major jimmy rustle.
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Pfft 2 for $5 Big Kings are great.
 
Khane

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Noodlemod_sl said:
25 or so years ago burger King had God tier nuggets. Then they fucked it all up. They've never recovered
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Burger King Chicken Tenders were indeed god tier. Their chicken sandwiches were too. I don't know what they did or why they did it, but both fucking suck now.
 
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