The Fast Food Thread

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Tarrant

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People bitching about something that costs $2 to employees that don't give a fuck actually pisses me off
Well then I guess since it wasn't a big deal they should have offered something else instead of false advertising something you can't get.

Did you cancel your sandwich order like a boss or did you meekly still order it like a pussy?
I went to Taco bell next door and got a $5 box of deliciousness.
 

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Well then I guess since it wasn't a big deal they should have offered something else instead of false advertising something you can't get.



I went to Taco bell next door and got a $5 box of deliciousness.
About the best possible move.
 

Joeboo

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The ONLY thing I'll bitch about at a fast food place is if they mistakenly give me a diet soda instead of regular. I'll turn the car around and actually go inside to get that corrected, because that's unacceptable.

But otherwise, I don't really care. There's a chalupa in my bag instead of a double decker taco? Whatever. A Big Mac instead of a quarter pounder? don't care

Don't give me that horrid diet shit though.
 

Royal

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People bitching about something that costs $2 to employees that don't give a fuck actually pisses me off
Well Chick-fil-a prides itself on it's customer service and overall "friendliness" so they're supposed to give enough of a fuck to take the damn sign down when it's not applicable. I'm with him there.

But having worked in a service position at one point in my lifetime, it sucks being bitched at over something you're powerless to do anything about and weren't responsible for in the first place.
 

Tarrant

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Well I wasn't a dick about it, it was a very conversational thing really. I just asked about it, then said it's why I came here and once they got the point across that they gave no fucks I said thank you and left.

Also it was a sandwich board sign, they had all the power in the world to take it down.
 

Royal

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Also it was a sandwich board sign, they had all the power in the world to take it down.
If you were dealing with someone in a supervisor position, sure. But a front line peon has enough shit on their plate that it's likely they aren't even aware the sign it still out and they don't have the ability to give out free shit when it suits them. They should have deferred you to a supervisor though.
 

chaos

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Chik fil a breakfast this morning made me shit my brains out. And their coffee tasted likes balls. I am disappoint.
 

lurkingdirk

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Chaos, what type of balls? Fresh from the shower balls? Immediately post work out balls? Fresh from having the balls slap against the ass hole of J49's whores balls? I need this information for science.
 

Intrinsic

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I had the Ultimate Chicken Sandwich from Sonic today, Classic style? No idea can't remember those details. Anyways, it was a really good piece of chicken. Very large by fast food standards, nicely cooked. All I could think was if they made a spicy version it may dethrone Wendy's.
 

Tarrant

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So like a 3 second shit?

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Royal

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Sounds like a personal problem.
Especially for the poor schmuck working in the back to has ball flavor the coffee. He better be making more than the dude salting down the waffle fries and scoping out the drive thru chick's ass.