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Anyone like hummus? Straight up devouring this pine nut hummus with naan bread. Also dipped triscuits in there too.

Bush Asian baked beans are solid and I would give them a 7/10 but not as good as the Maple flavored.
 

BrutulTM

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I haven't ever been able to get into hummus. I don't dislike it, I just think almost any other dip is preferable.
 

lurkingdirk

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Good hummus with good bread is pretty decent. If either the hummus or bread is not good, it will make everything taste like ass.

Even home made hummus could be considered fast food. So easy.
 

chaos

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I should start making my own, I love hummus. I never buy it anymore because it is a pain in the ass to take the large package and break it down into smaller packages to take to work. #firstworldproblems
Making my own would make this point moot. It shall be done.
 

Chanur

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Hummus is fucking delicious. You don't want it I'll devour yours .

Also they sell individual sized hummus packs now days.
 

Hekotat

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Anyone like hummus? Straight up devouring this pine nut hummus with naan bread. Also dipped triscuits in there too.

Bush Asian baked beans are solid and I would give them a 7/10 but not as good as the Maple flavored.
Fuck yea, I love that stuff. That Jack Mac's place I always rave about does hummus. They usually have garlic, black bean and a third flavor of the week. Last week it was bacon and blue cheese hummus. it kicked some major ass.
 

Borzak

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Anyone had a human burger?

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?I killed her and her boyfriend. I had to come up with something quick. So I reported her missing.

?Everybody began to search for her so of course I joined in.?

He then went on to admit that he had used his volunteers to help dispose of Andrea?s body? without their knowledge.

Detailing his gruesome crime, he said: ?Every week we had meetings at my house and I barbecued for all the volunteers.
 

The Ancient_sl

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I should start making my own, I love hummus. I never buy it anymore because it is a pain in the ass to take the large package and break it down into smaller packages to take to work. #firstworldproblems
Making my own would make this point moot. It shall be done.
Nothing about what you just said makes sense.
1) They sell individual packages everywhere, most importantly at costco.
2) How is it less effort to redistribute hummus that's you've made vs hummus that's in a container?
 

Fifey

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Buy a tub of hummus and leave it in the fridge then eat some and put it back, is it really that hard?
 

Tenks

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My wife puts hummas in this little tupperware and it smells like a butt when I have to clean it

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There is a Wolf joke somewhere in here
 

Joeboo

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Use the remnants out of the bag to make swastika's that look like poop.
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Lanx

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My wife puts hummas in this little tupperware and it smells like a butt when I have to clean it

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There is a Wolf joke somewhere in here
To get rid of Tupperware smell, 2 options.
1. wash dry and crumple a sheet of newspaper and put it inside the container and seal w/ lid, the charcoal in the paper will deodorize it. (probably for a day or 2)
2. do the same w/ coffee grinds

There are other more intensive ways, like cleaning the container w/ koshar salt (cuz there are old food stuffs in the tiny cracks, and this will dig it out) and soak and washing in baking soda for a few hours.