The Fast Food Thread

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Tenks

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Yeah I see them in the back with that thing. I always thought it was just conceptionally a caulk gun. I didn't know it automatically dispensed an amount.
 

pharmakos

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yeah essentially a caulk gun. they do that for the sour cream and the guacamole both. they don't trust the workers to eyeball that shit.
 

Soygen

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They use that caulk gun to squirt all the sour cream into one spot, so you get a mouthful of nothing but tortilla and sour cream.
 

pharmakos

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if you flick your wrist right when you do it you can get good coverage, but most of the taco bell cooks don't care enough to figure out how to do it.

i was a boss with that sour cream gun when i worked there. perfect spiral coverage in crunchwraps.
 

Soygen

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I thought that's how you liked it?
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Xevy

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I had the steak boss wrap.

Dorito Cheesy Gordita Crunch remains king at the bell.
I've had 3 of the steak boss wraps. First one was unbelievable. Second one was okay. Third one I think they forgot the guacamole. Disappoint.

I just finished the Steak Boss Nachos. $6.53 with tax and it filled me up. Not terrible, could use some better placement of the toppings. Classic Taco Bell "Refried Bean Ball" in the middle of the chips.
 

Void

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if you flick your wrist right when you do it you can get good coverage, but most of the taco bell cooks don't care enough to figure out how to do it.

i was a boss with that sour cream gun when i worked there. perfect spiral coverage in crunchwraps.
Back in my day those tubes were made out of plastic and we washed and filled them by hand! (Same guns though.) Of course, everything at Taco Bell was made by hand back then, which I've gone into depth previously about. I love Taco Bell, but thinking about how far they have fallen almost makes me unable to eat there anymore. The meat and beans in particular are just so much worse, it saddens me.
 

Chanur

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My brother got banned from a Taco Bell when he was a teenager for throwing food through the drive thru window at customers that were dicks. Pretty sure he got banned from the local McDonald's for telling a dick head customer he would be happy to come around the counter and kick his teeth in if he doesn't knock it off. He's a real people person !
 

Chanur

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No as in not just fired but never allowed to return. As in if we see you again we will call the police.
 

Borzak

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Do none of you motherfuckers pack lunches?
I used to if I cooked something was pretty good warmed up like Jambalya or something. What got me is the guys at work not bringing lunch leftovers the day after christmas or thanksgiving and instead eating the $5.00 sandwich the boss bought.
 

Noodleface

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I certainly don't have leftovers

So I've been on a quest to discover local pizza in my town. There's like 10 joints so every month I give one a shot. The first place was the best pizza I've ever had in my life. I was ready to retire and just claim that as my spot, but my wife convinced me to continue my quest.

I ordered her a large canzone tonight from a new place and the guy working there sounded like he was legit crazy and both eyes went in different directions. Got the calzone home and opened the box up to find a large pepperoni pizza (fully sliced) just stacked on top of itself. It was the saddest looking shit I've ever seen, I couldn't help but burst out in hysterical laughter. My wife is so mad, but I warned here.

I wish I had taken a picture. It looks like he forgot to make a calzone and just flipped a pizza instead.
 

Vaclav

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I certainly don't have leftovers

So I've been on a quest to discover local pizza in my town. There's like 10 joints so every month I give one a shot. The first place was the best pizza I've ever had in my life. I was ready to retire and just claim that as my spot, but my wife convinced me to continue my quest.

I ordered her a large canzone tonight from a new place and the guy working there sounded like he was legit crazy and both eyes went in different directions. Got the calzone home and opened the box up to find a large pepperoni pizza (fully sliced) just stacked on top of itself. It was the saddest looking shit I've ever seen, I couldn't help but burst out in hysterical laughter. My wife is so mad, but I warned here.

I wish I had taken a picture. It looks like he forgot to make a calzone and just flipped a pizza instead.
LOL that sounds like an awesome picture =/
 

Grumpus

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I just had a Angry Crispy chicken sandwich from the worst Burger King in town and its still the best fast food sandwich ever. Even when its made as shitty as possible.

Not just top 10 fast food items but top 10 favorite things to eat period.