The Fast Food Thread

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Palum

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Confirmed boss nachos the real deal. Didn't get dinner until like 10:30 tonight, tried the steak ones. Every bit as amazing as they should be for fast food nachos.
 

Cinge

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Damn, Dominos had their on/off deal of 50% off any pizza if ordered on line going this week and I missed it.
 

Borzak

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or no family.
No I would believe no left overs before no family with coon asses. Boss gives out a 25 pound turkey each year as well.

But people would say they have a lot of leftovers and will be eating turkey for a week, but they want that free $6 sandwich each day and have done it for 25 years every day.
 

Hekotat

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My brother got banned from a Taco Bell when he was a teenager for throwing food through the drive thru window at customers that were dicks. Pretty sure he got banned from the local McDonald's for telling a dick head customer he would be happy to come around the counter and kick his teeth in if he doesn't knock it off. He's a real people person !
I would like to one up your story in spectacular Rerolled fashion.

I was working at a Taco Bell when I was 18, and the managers were notorious for just screwing over the staff when they we were busy. Well they had sent everyone home because the cheese cost to money intake ratio was too high. Well right after we get absolutely fucking slammed and it's just me making the food and my friend working the drive thru and the lobby. Well, 3 managers were just sitting in the lobby having a good time while cars were wrapped around the building and the lobby was full of people. At this point most had been waiting 30+ minutes for their food and I was losing my shit.

Well I'm busting ass on this Taco Salad and every time I got to the end of the line I would look up at the screen to make sure it was right and the fucker at the drive thru window would remove an item, So I'd have to throw the whole thing away and start over. On the 4th Taco Salad I add Sour Cream look and look up at the monitor to see "- Sour Cream" pop up on the screen. I flip the fuck out and drop kick the taco salad as hard as I could. Shit went everywhere, it looks like a Taco Salad bomb had gone off. It was all over me, every single appliance, the ceiling and walls. It also felt like I broke my GD foot from what I was assuming was the triple order of beans the asshole had added to it. Well my friend walks around the corner and starts laughing so hard he is laying on the floor, I start laughing at him and myself. Finally one of the managers comes in to the kitchen area see what's so funny, stops, looks around and sends me home.

It was quite possibly my greatest achievement at Taco Bell.
 

Erronius

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yeah essentially a caulk gun. they do that for the sour cream and the guacamole both. they don't trust the workers to eyeball that shit.
Lots of places do that though. When I worked at McDonalds, they had the guns for Tartar sauce, Mac sauce and Mayo.

The ketchup, mustard and even pancake batter all had their own type of dispensers, too.

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Gnomedolf

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I proposed marriage to a bag of Lays Sweet Southern Heat BBQ chips. I expect the honeymoon to be quite delicious.
 

Regime

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Stuffing my face with Chex mix traditional and thinking those all dressed and sweet and tangy BBQ would go great with them.
 

Xevy

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Went to two different Burger Kings this weekend in different states. No Angry sandwiches. BULLSHIT! I did have a "pumpkin spice" oreo milkshake and that was pretty good. Probably better without the pumpkin spice though, if you're into that.
 

Vaclav

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Stuffing my face with Chex mix traditional and thinking those all dressed and sweet and tangy BBQ would go great with them.
Sweet & Tangy BBQ would come across redundant to me with the All Dressed - they taste almost like a cross between Honey BBQ, Salt and Vinegar and something else I can't put my finger on.
 

Tenks

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For some reason my grocery store only has Andy Capp's Cheddar Fries instead of hot fries. They're not nearly as good.
 

Joeboo

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Had the Taco Bell Boss Nachos over the weekend. Top notch. They're what the Nachos Bell Grande used to be before they got nerfed.
 

Falstaff

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Speaking of Taco Bell, how are the breakfast burritos there? I've only had the breakfast crunchwrap which was really good.