The Fast Food Thread

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Noodleface

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mkopec_sl said:
Yeah but BK used to nuke the burgers too. Dont know if they do it now. I worked there as well, but only for a short time. The manager was a little scrawny dickhead with napoleonitis of the head so I told him to go fuck himself and walked out on dinner rush.
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I quit in the same fashion for the exact same reason. They called me up the next day and told me he was leaving soon and to come back. About 15 years later and I STILL see him managing that BK. Fuckers.
 
Khane

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Managers at shitty department stores and fast food restaurants are a special type of person. I have some great stories about some of my managers from when I worked at K-Mart when I was 16.
 
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Khane_sl said:
Managers at shitty department stores and fast food restaurants are a special type of person. I have some great stories about some of my managers from when I worked at K-Mart when I was 16.
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Best Buy is the worst. For whatever reason they think every floor sales staff wants to make a career out of working at Best Buy.
 
McCheese

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Speed eating is retarded. Food is meant to be savored and enjoyed. What's the point of shoveling pizza rolls into your mouth? You'll barely taste them. I prefer to squeeze the gooey filling out of each one into my mouth and enjoy the delicate mix of spices, meats, and cheeses.
 
Soygen

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I laughed at"delicate mix of spices, meats, and cheeses".
 
Grimmlokk

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Noodleface_sl said:
I'm mostly surprised he's upgraded to cooking them before eating.
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Where did he say that?

Also you should know that what McCheese calls a "Pizza Roll" is actually a square of toilet paper carefully folded around a piece of cheese flavored dog treat. He claims it tastes exactly the same.
 
Grimmlokk

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Noodleface_sl said:
I equated gooey to hot. He used to eat them cold and dip them in sauce and eat them like chips.
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Just gooey because he doesn't own a fridge. Preserved food is just a tool for the man to charge you more for shit that tastes exactly the same. He picked up a piece of spam that fell under the fridge in 2006 and it tasted exactly as good as a filet mignon cooked by a 5 star chef.
 
Xexx

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This thread is so dangerous - i havent had a burger from fast food in years and everytime i come to this thread i get the desire to run out to 5 guys or Wendy's.
 
McCheese

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X X E X X_sl said:
This thread is so dangerous - i havent had a burger from fast food in years and everytime i come to this thread i get the desire to run out to 5 guys or Wendy's.
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They key is to read this thread first, then go to the weight loss thread and be reminded of what it's like to be fat.
 
mkopec

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Why is it so dangerous to have a fucking burger every once in a while? Damn people, enjoy your fucking lives, live a little.
 
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