The Fast Food Thread

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Noodleface

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My favorite fries are fresh BK fries where they "accidentally" drop one or two onion rings in there. Something godlike about that.
 

BrutulTM

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Man you guys... I haven't been back to DQ since I learned the one I had been going to scored a 30 on their health inspection, but I'm really getting a craving...
Health inspections are for pussies.

I also love it when there are a couple onion rings in my fries.
 

Noodleface

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Stick to noodles bro, you obviously don't know fries
Let me break this down for you. I live in Massachusetts. The only fast food places we have are Wendy's, Mcdonalds, and Burger King - look what I have to deal with and tell me I'm wrong. We're getting a Sonic in 2 months but I've heard the food isn't even good.

We don't have any of the cool places you guys talk about.
 

Joeboo

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You ALWAYS get onion rings at DQ, not fries Best fast food Onion Rings(Culvers is right there with them though). DQ destroys those shitty BK onion ring abominations.

DQ = Onion rings
Sonic - tots
Hardees/Carl's Jr = curly fries
Arbys = Curly fries
5 guys = cajun fries
BK = fries
culvers = onion rings

(as far as places that have multiple side options)
 

Chysamere

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Hmm... not sure if want or not.

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Oh here we go. Even better.

 

Noodleface

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For once the Japanese food isn't weird because America got that too.

Can you imagine some 16 year old delicately drizzling chocolate on your fries? I can't
 

Chysamere

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They have this monstrosity coming out soon too. That's potato "filling" at the top, and onion sauce at the bottom.

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apex

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Sometimes that sweet and salty combo is spot on.

The ice cream cone with bacon bits that BK sold years ago didn't sound too appealing but it was surprisingly good.

I'd try the McD fries before I condemn it.
 

Harshaw

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Sometimes that sweet and salty combo is spot on.

The ice cream cone with bacon bits that BK sold years ago didn't sound too appealing but it was surprisingly good.

I'd try the McD fries before I condemn it.
It's probably similar to dipping fries in a chocolate shake.
 

Ritley

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Let me break this down for you. I live in Massachusetts. The only fast food places we have are Wendy's, Mcdonalds, and Burger King - look what I have to deal with and tell me I'm wrong. We're getting a Sonic in 2 months but I've heard the food isn't even good.

We don't have any of the cool places you guys talk about.
You are wrong. McDonald's fries are infinitely bette than BKs.

Sonic food is pretty much bar food. Whole lot of fried shit. While not great, it's not terrible either. Get tots instead of fries every time. Their burgers are decent but nothing to write home about. Happy hour drinks is really the main reason for going there
 

Ritley

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Hmm... not sure if want or not.

chocopotato_main_02.jpg


Oh here we go. Even better.

I am seriously skeptical of the execution of this. The idea isn't terrible I guess, just no way McDonalds pulls it off. They will end up being a soggy mass of potatoey flavored chocolate syrup
 

Tarrant

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Man I posted about those fries like 4 pages ago. /hipsteroff

That burger with the potatoes and bacon...I thought it was scrambled eggs....which would have been awesome.
 

The Ancient_sl

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My favorite fries are fresh BK fries where they "accidentally" drop one or two onion rings in there. Something godlike about that.
I have never ever been to BK and not gotten an onion rings in my fries or a fry in my onion rings. Do we have any former BK employees here to confirm this is a secret store policy?