The Fast Food Thread

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Royal

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Noodlemod_sl said:
I worked at a grocery store for 13 years, so when I shop I know where everything is. Doesn't matter what store, it's all the same once you know the basic aisle numbers. I have a tendency to walk directly to what I need, get it and leave. Never browse
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Walmart laffs at your leet grocery skills. The ones here move their shit around constantly in a sadistic game of musical goods designed to make you wander the isles and browse over everything and impulse buy twice as much shit as you went there for in the first place. Can't find it in the isles? Well start going around the 50 standalone displays they clutter the place with and hope they didn't tuck it away on one in front of a register on the other side of the store.

It's one of the main reasons I avoid that shit hole.
 
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Royal bought a 100 count pizza roll and Chia pet before finally getting the Doritos he wanted.
 
Royal

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Regime_sl said:
Royal bought a 100 count pizza roll and Chia pet before finally getting the Doritos he wanted.
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"These aren't the brand of corn dogs I was looking for."

How about a heat and serve chicken cordon blue or some Bubba Burgers?

"CORN DOGS GODDAMNIT!"

Their low rent jedi mind tricks don't work on me. I still resent them making me slow roll behind some random whale on a hoveround or wait while one of the olds tries to decipher the great milk mystery because the sweet acidophilus isn't in the same spot it was two weeks ago.
 
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Royal_sl said:
"These aren't the brand of corn dogs I was looking for."

How about a heat and serve chicken cordon blue or some Bubba Burgers?

"CORN DOGS GODDAMNIT!"

Their low rent jedi mind tricks don't work on me. I still resent them making me slow roll behind some random whale on a hoveround or wait while one of the olds tries to decipher the great milk mystery because the sweet acidophilus isn't in the same spot it was two weeks ago.
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lmao
 
Falstaff

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Royal_sl said:
"These aren't the brand of corn dogs I was looking for."

How about a heat and serve chicken cordon blue or some Bubba Burgers?

"CORN DOGS GODDAMNIT!"

Their low rent jedi mind tricks don't work on me. I still resent them making me slow roll behind some random whale on a hoveround or wait while one of the olds tries to decipher the great milk mystery because the sweet acidophilus isn't in the same spot it was two weeks ago.
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Walmart grocery really employs jedi sales tricks to try and upsell you shit you dont want?
 
Noodleface

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A neighbor saw her leave and heard the kids crying. Cops were probably right nearby. Also she smokes meth now, so..
 
McCheese

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Trekked out on foot in the blizzard in search of fast food. Nothing open. I hiked to my friends house (they are in Hawaii) and took a larabar. First thing I'm doing when the roads clear and stores open is picking up some pizza rolls. I really should have planned better.
 
Noodleface

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Had to settle for burger King last night. Large fry, large coke, 2 double cheese burgers, and a double whopper. God it was good.
 
Xevy

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Noodlemod_sl said:
Had to settle for burger King last night. Large fry, large coke, 2 double cheese burgers, and a double whopper. God it was good.
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2 double cheeseburgers AND a double whopper? What are you even doing, man? I think that's an either or scenario and the double whopper winning out 90% of the time. Had you thrown in some rodeo burgers or chicken sandwiches... well then maybe.

Quick Noodle, talk about how good the fries are!
 
Noodleface

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Sugar was super low when I ate, medicine is going nuts. It barely raised me up.

It was delicious and the fries were fresh out of the fryer so they were fucking delicious. It was the most quality calories of my life.
 
Ritley

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Now I know you are lieing. Burger King fries are fucking awful no matter how fresh they are.
 
Ritley

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I would say each is its own category. Like there are best waffle fries, best classic fries, best curly fries, etc.

Though I really only know one place that does waffle fries
 
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