The Fast Food Thread
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Falstaff
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Why the fuck is this a consideration? Who the fuck is refrigerating fast food French fries?
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Noodleface
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Yes I'm a super taster but BK fries have the superior texture, salt level, and taste compared to what is available to me.
BrutulTM
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Yeah, at most fast food places the double cheeseburger is a poverty sandwich but DQ's is the real deal and one of the best burgers that they have.
Noodleface
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Joeboo
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Holy god never re-heat any french fries in the microwave. It's like eating hot vomit.
And who orders fast food and has leftovers other than something like a bucket of KFC? By the time we are adults don't we kinda know how many big macs and fries we can eat in 1 sitting?
Intrinsic
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We should also know that the responsible answer to that question is 1 big Mac and fries. Just the one. Because we don't need 2k+ calorie lunches with more sodium and fat than we need in a whole week.
Of course I'm not a responsible adult and had two big macs and a large fry like last week. But in my defense I did drink it with a bottle of water!
Didn't BK experiment with a home style fry recipe a little while ago? They were much better than the regular ones but I think they were like $0.50 more per combo. Think that was BK at least.
Noodleface
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BK had the original fries, then some weird battered fries, then new recipe and the God awful crinkle cuts. Not sure on premium fries. Sounds like something I would've tried. I love burger King
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Someone mentioned a bucket of chicken, and here's a related story.
I have a friend who is a world class pianist. He once did a recital at a music school in Canada where he dressed in a wife beater t-shirt and came out on stage with a bucket of KFC chicken. He proceeded to eat chicken between pieces while he was talking about the pieces, carefully wiping his hands on his pants and shirt as he sat down to play the Steinway. No one had any idea what to do, and just suffered through it.
He came back a few days later and did a legit recital. Proved to all those students that recital/concert expected behaviour is complete bullshit. Tolerate whatever the person on stage does, regardless of how ridiculous? dumb.
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Noodleface
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Soygen
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Noodleface
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He said he goes to mcdonalds 3 times a week - I can only assume he's morbidly obese and orders extra fries to boost his blood sugar at 3am
Xevy
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Woah woah woah woah woah, bros! You think I've ever let fries get cold willingly? No fucking way. But sometimes, stupid little creatures called WOMEN, eat half an order of fries and then put them in the fridge. Then I have to man up and eat the rest. So yes, fries are terrible reheated, but if there's one that holds up why not fucking EXALT ITS PRAISES?!?
There's a picture of me in a speedo in this thread somewhere when I was being Column'd. Obese, nah. I have the body of a 2 year retired UFC fighter.
Also I'm half super taster because cilantro tastes like soap to me, but I'm not a huge food pussy like SOME people *ahem noodles*. The list of food I hate I can count on 10 fingers or less probably.
