The Fast Food Thread

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Khane

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wait wtf you in DC area? You ever try their Nutella Banana Shake? It's fucking god tier along with their biscuits n gravy.
There's gotta be a "Silver Diner" every 50 miles in America. Pinpoints his location about as well as "Main Street"
 

chaos

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wait wtf you in DC area? You ever try their Nutella Banana Shake? It's fucking god tier along with their biscuits n gravy.
Yeah I work in Alexandria. Pool was closed today due to massive electrical issues so I took the kids to Silver Diner.

I've had their oreos shake, it was amazing. I will have to try that, I love nutella
 

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Khane

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The African American community are masters of harnessing Asian martial arts movie culture.
 

BrutulTM

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I love me some A-1 sauce but I don't put it on steak. Sometimes I cook hamburger patties and dump it on them, sometimes I just dip bread in it. I would probably just chug it out of the bottle if I were a tiny bit less civilized.
 

Noodleface

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Read something in the news about fraudulent charges on CCs used at Wendy's. Company is investigating but says to monitor your statements. I always pay in cash, can't leave a paper trail
 

Khane

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Read something in the news about fraudulent charges on CCs used at Wendy's. Company is investigating but says to monitor your statements. I always pay in cash, can't leave a paper trail
There are worse things to worry about at Wendy's. Like finding thin black worms in your napkins after you've already eaten.
 

Conefed

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Wendy's new Fondue Gouda Burger is a good 6.5 = Very good, but I wouldn't get it every time.
It has a surprisingly fresh taste.

It's not Fast Food, but Red Lobster's Clam Strips and Mozzerella Sticks are fucking joke. They shouldn't even be on the menu. They are small and shitty. Worse than McDonalds but magnitudes more in price.
 

chaos

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Last night I thought I deserved a treat so I went to Popeye's because hell yeah. To be clear, I deserve nothing.

My asshole is taking a brutal punishment today because of my folly. I am not in a good place bros.
 

Noodleface

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Had buffalo wild wings for the first time. 7/10. Chicken felt like it was shipped in and just fried, sauce was pretty good (medium buffalo) . Had to make an emergency stop at target to void my bowels. Also been shitting up a storm all night.
 

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Had buffalo wild wings for the first time. 7/10. Chicken felt like it was shipped in and just fried, sauce was pretty good (medium buffalo) . Had to make an emergency stop at target to void my bowels. Also been shitting up a storm all night.
Medium Buffalo? I thought you were a bro.