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Yeah I had to look that up a few pages back because I thought you were all fucking crackheads for calling it BW3. Apparently it it shorthand from back when the restaurant was called Buffalo Wild Wings and Weck, because they served sandwiches on weck rolls. They got rid of that though because they realized no one wants to eat anything with "weck" in the name, that sounds like a virulent discharge. I don't understand why people still use the shorthand but whatever.
Some of us are just old and can't think of it any other way. BW3 .com is still their website after all. My freshmen year in college they had 20 cent wing nights on Tuesdays. It was normal to wait in line for an hour for some cheap wings. Every year after that they would increase the price by 5 cents per wing until the ungodly amount they cost today. My go to has always been medium.
 

BrutulTM

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The only thing that offends me about boneless wings is calling them wings. They're not fucking wings retards. They're just chicken nuggets in wing sauce, which is fine, but why in the hell would you call them wings?
 

Palum

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Tried Sonic popcorn chicken with the Parmesan garlic dry-rub on the way back from the office. Pretty good.
 

joz123

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Their boneless wings are great too. They are b1g1 free after 5pm on Mondays. Also on Tuesday the 2nd their cheeseburgers are b1g1 free.
 

Noodleface

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I just call them tenders at most places, but after receiving the ones at BWW I'd say they are indeed nuggets.
 

Noodleface

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Maybe I'm nuts but I monitor my credit card all the time and if I see a $500 charge I'm definitely calling the company.
 

Ritley

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I probably prefer boneless. I like them both, but I've always preferred white meat to dark. Plus it's easier to eat and you generally get more actual food for your money.

But I agree they are really just fancy chicken nuggets in sauce
 

Joeboo

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Bone-in wings do taste better, but sometimes I just don't want the hassle or the mess. Boneless wings are easy to eat with a fork, easier to dip in ranch/bleu cheese, etc.

Eating really hot, bone-in wings is kindof an ordeal on par with eating crab legs. Nuclear hot sauce ends up all over your hands, under your finger nails, etc.
 

Abefroman

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Wings are supposed to be messy you pussies! Do you have your mothers cut up your porterhouse steaks for you?
 

Noodleface

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Bleu Cheese is the worst thing I've ever tasted I'm fairly certain. No I don't want cheese on my delicious buffalo sauce, I'm not a pussy.

Also I'm not a fan of Mango Habanero
 

Alex

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Wings are supposed to be messy you pussies! Do you have your mothers cut up your porterhouse steaks for you?
Look at this wing purist up in here. Take it a step further and say it's pussy shit if you don't have to actually break the wing yourself. Full wings only please.

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