The Fast Food Thread

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Alex

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There's more in ramen noodle soup than fucking noodles. Goddamn is Maruchan Ramen the only ramen some of you heathens have had?
 
Regime

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I use chopsticks almost everyday and I love them for Cheetos and Doritos.
 
Chanur

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The fork conquered the chopsticks in 1945. It is clearly the superior instrument.
 
BrutulTM

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Vvoid_sl said:
I think I'm going to attempt to experience the ultimate in flavor this weekend and gorge myself on some pizza rolls. I've read this thread in its entirety over the years, and I've had pizza rolls in the (distant) past, but I don't remember the specific Rerolled requirements. Please forgive me.

What brand do I need, and what are the preferred flavors (hoping pepperoni, as that is my favorite)? Am I going to nuke them, or bake them, or eat some of them cold while the rest are cooking? And what is the minimum number consumed in one sitting to be considered a pizza roll connoisseur? What quantity is honorary McCheese?

Thanks in advance!
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I did the same thing also based on this thread. All I will say is lower your expectations.
 
Noodleface

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Alex_sl said:
There's more in ramen noodle soup than fucking noodles. Goddamn is Maruchan Ramen the only ramen some of you heathens have had?
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I just want to know if you have your proper slurp technique down? Also I'll walk around Cambridge this week, I'm sure I can find some faggot hipster Ramen restaurant.
 
Intrinsic

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There was a place in Brookline that my wife and I used to go to when she lived there, but that was 6 years ago almost. I'll have to ask her if she remembers the name.
 
lurkingdirk

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Noodlemod_sl said:
I don't shove squids up my ass
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Palum

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I have a set of Meiji era gold inlay ivory chopsticks brought back from pre-war Japan. Still use $2 Wal-Mart fork.
 
Noodleface

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Had pizza rolls again last night because I worked really late. Was a photo finish when I was driving into work today.
 
T

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Pretty soon you'll be known as that guy who drives in to work seemingly just to shit
 
Noodleface

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I'm OK with that. Problem is those triple pepperoni ones are not agreeing with me today. Should've brought my laptop to the toilet
 
Noodleface

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I have unlimited time off and no set schedule so technically I'm getting paid to poop any moment of the day that I am pooping.
 
Chanur

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Two fucking Subways in this crap town and no other deli's or sandwich places. Absolutely terrible.
 
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