The Fast Food Thread

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Tarrant

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Chysamere_sl said:
When you figure out how to eat soup with a regular fork, let me know. Chopsticks in one hand in order to gather up noodles + ingredients quickly and easily for slurping. Spoon in the left hand for mouthful of soup between the noodles.

Also Ramen is fast food. You're in and out in under 10 minutes. There's no tables, just a counter, and the guys make it with military precision.
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Again, fork easier. You'll never convince anyone that isn't a chop stick elitist that it isn't.
 
Soygen

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You can still hold a spoon in your left hand while using the fork if you really need to slurp quickly.
 
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I'm pretty sure you cancelled those plans when you had a kid. At least delayed them by 15 years.
 
Regime

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Noodlemod_sl said:
You have to eat at least a 40 count bag of totinos in one sitting, as you're a novice this is acceptable for the first time. Subsequent attempts must be 40-80/120.

I like the pepperoni ones because it's just a classic taste. The three meat is ok too.
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Supreme is the best Pepperoni 2nd. I am eating a mixture of Pepperoni and Supreme as we speak and together they form Devastator on my tastebuds.


My friend deep fried his and.....my god so good. Deep Fried.
 
Zzen

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Lol take this elitist chopstick fag-talk to the sous vide thread.

Not a huge sriracha fan, but I picked up a bag of these and they are hot fire.

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Noodleface

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Regime_sl said:
Supreme is the best Pepperoni 2nd. I am eating a mixture of Pepperoni and Supreme as we speak and together they form Devastator on my tastebuds.


My friend deep fried his and.....my god so good. Deep Fried.
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They didn't have supreme here, sadly.
 
Vaclav

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Noodlemod_sl said:
Parmesan isn't even a super taster thing - my father forced us to eat it on spaghetti every week. It was some sort of abuse.
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The powdered crap? That stuff really isn't proper Parmesan cheese - that stuff is garbage - real Parmesan isn't that similar
 
Soygen

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The powdered crap is usually called parmasan. The hard cheese that is grated is parmigiano-reggiano. Some of the powdered stuff is 'ok'.
 
Alex

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I'm not a chopstick user. Except for ramen because it really does make the most sense. Not sure why you think a fork would be better. You don't want to "stab" the things in ramen. You want to pick items up and place them in the spoon. I doubt any of the 342351256987 ramen places here even have forks on-hand except for the shitty places in Berkeley. I'll use chopsticks for sushi rolls too, but I'm becoming a sushi snob and typically get nigiri anymore. And I eat that shit with my fingers.

I don't find it coincidence at all that the only people baffled by spoon users with ramen are the west coast people and the dude who lives in Japan.
 
Tarrant

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Forks suck for ramen because you don't stab noodles? Huh, if only there was a method to eat long noodles with a fork that I could use with this as I use with spaghetti.
 
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