The Fast Food Thread

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chaos

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Manager is taking us allRay's Hell Burger - Burgers, Gourmet Burger Recipes<-- there on Friday. It's supposed to be off the chain. We'll see, I will report back. I haven't had a burger in over a month so I am fucking primed and ready. And they have tots. I haven't had tots since I was in Texas years ago.

On a side note, why in the fucking fuck can't these local places take a decent picture for their website? The burger on the front page of that site looks awful. Seriously, pay some high school kid like 100 bucks and get it done. Or just turn a fucking lamp on or something.
So this place is alright. The burger was on part with five guys or something, I think I would have preferred five guys. The tots were amazing, of course. The chicken sandwich actually looked bangin. More expensive than 5 guys though. Overall, worth a shot. I had the soul burger, something else may have been better.
 

Tarrant

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Due to stress and not giving a fuck right now, I was picking up a prescription at Walgreens last night and say they had 40count bags off brand pizza rolls on sale for $2.99 so I got a bag of them and dipped them in ranch.

They were alright, would been better if they weren't generic brand but they allowed me to drown my headache and sorrows in greasy glory.
 

Fifey

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I found Surge at the store by my work today, bought one just out of nostalgia. Meh, I'll stick with Mountain Dew if I want a citrus soda.
 

Intrinsic

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Surge? Did it have a Vintage 1999 label? That shit has to be 10+ years old man. You probably need to schedule a Dr's appointment.
 

Noodleface

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I never really got into surge when it came out, I know my brother and all his friends drank it like it was liquid crack though
 

jooka

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I like squirt after a shot of whiskey, not sure where I came across it but i'll be damned if it ain't glorious.
 

Soygen

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I like to chase piss with squirt. Squirt Soda, I mean. The piss.

Fuck.
 

lurkingdirk

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I like to chase piss with squirt. Squirt Soda, I mean. The piss.

Fuck.
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Joeboo

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God I hate Surge so much

My freshman year in college(1996), Surge set up a bunch of tents around campus and was handing out free 20oz bottles of Surge to the students as they walked to class. Tried it once, it was horrid, never picked up another bottle of it. A few months later the stuff actually rolls out to market and our campus replaced ALL Mellow Yellow(we were a coke campus, not pepsi for Mt Dew) on campus(vending machines, cafeteria soda fountains) with Surge. I was so goddamned pissed. I'll hate Surge for as long as I live because of that.
 

Tenks

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I decided to live like a fucking king today and got 2x steak quesalupas and 1x steak quesadilla. I'm $12 poorer but can you put a price on happiness?