The Fast Food Thread

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The Ancient_sl

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Tried in n out for the first time today, got an animal style double and I can honestly say I don't see what the big deal is.
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BrutulTM

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The first few times I went to In-n-Out when I moved to California I didn't really get it either but at some point something clicked in my head and I was going there at 2 in the morning sometimes. Last time I landed in CA I drove directly from the airport to the nearest In-n-Out and I will probably do the same next time I land there as well. I have only been to 5 Guys once and it was good but it's different than In-n-Out. I still don't like their fries though.
 

Ritley

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I got the double combo animal style and it was almost $10, I would hardly consider that cheap.

For another dollar or two five guys is a lot better. And I had to wait longer to get my food at in n out than I ever have had to at five guys, so it's not faster either
 

Chanur

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I got the double combo animal style and it was almost $10, I would hardly consider that cheap.

For another dollar or two five guys is a lot better. And I had to wait longer to get my food at in n out than I ever have had to at five guys, so it's not faster either
The same set up would be more and their burgers don't taste any better. They do have better fries though I will give them that.
 

Alex

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In N Out is consistently cheaper than most fast food places.

Then again, I only go to the In N Outs in the no man's land on the 101 or I-5 between SF and LA. But there's no doubt it's superior to McD's or Wendy's - which are it's competition. I'm not a fan of animal style, but the chopped chiles are where it's at.
 

Joeboo

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So I've been working out for a few months and eating healthier overall, have shed some pounds and decided to have an all-out cheat day today since I hadn't really splurged in a long time.

Went to BK, got a Bacon & Cheese Whopper, Jalapeno Chicken fries, and a Mint Oreo shake. Everything was great until about 30 minutes later and I had to rush to the bathroom with exploding bowels.

Fast food NEVER has that effect on me, I guess my system couldn't handle all of that grease & fat at once after eating relatively decent(cooking at home mostly) for a couple months.

Holy hell, that sucked.
 

Xevy

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Rally's little fry boxes with fish and fries pretty good for lent. The fish is beer-battered unlike their regular fried fish sandwich.
 

Hekotat

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The first few times I went to In-n-Out when I moved to California I didn't really get it either but at some point something clicked in my head and I was going there at 2 in the morning sometimes. Last time I landed in CA I drove directly from the airport to the nearest In-n-Out and I will probably do the same next time I land there as well. I have only been to 5 Guys once and it was good but it's different than In-n-Out. I still don't like their fries though.
This is exactly what happened to me.
 

Fifey

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So I've been working out for a few months and eating healthier overall, have shed some pounds and decided to have an all-out cheat day today since I hadn't really splurged in a long time.

Went to BK, got a Bacon & Cheese Whopper, Jalapeno Chicken fries, and a Mint Oreo shake. Everything was great until about 30 minutes later and I had to rush to the bathroom with exploding bowels.

Fast food NEVER has that effect on me, I guess my system couldn't handle all of that grease & fat at once after eating relatively decent(cooking at home mostly) for a couple months.

Holy hell, that sucked.
Welcome to a clean eating lifestyle, my butthole hates grease like Merlin hates blacks.

I helped my ex-gf move out of her apartment today and was treated with Del Taco, I don't care what anyone says, Del Taco is far superior to anything Taco Bell has to offer. The price difference alone makes it unbeatable, I can barely eat at TB for 10 bucks anymore where at DT, ten bucks will give me a feast.
 

Eomer

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Went to BK, got a Bacon & Cheese Whopper, Jalapeno Chicken fries, and a Mint Oreo shake. Everything was great until about 30 minutes later and I had to rush to the bathroom with exploding bowels.

Fast food NEVER has that effect on me, I guess my system couldn't handle all of that grease & fat at once after eating relatively decent(cooking at home mostly) for a couple months.

Holy hell, that sucked.
I don't eat at burger/fries fast food joints much at all, and never really have even when I didn't have to give a fuck about what I eat (I'll do Subway, burrito/wrap places etc, donairs when drunk). But when I do, generally it doesn't cause me any issues. My digestive system is generally pretty robust and doesn't get fucked up by much. However, the two times I ate at BK I had horrendous shits within 30-60 minutes of finishing eating. Not sure what caused it and why it's unique to BK, but I'm not willing to experiment and find out.
 

Xevy

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BK puts mayo on their burgers and a lot of places don't. That might be the cause. I'm totally fine after anything but KFC which literally runs right through me and I pee out my ass within 30 minutes of eating it.
 

BrutulTM

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My stomach is totally bulletproof. I can eat anything and shit like clockwork. I would probably be less fat if I didn't have an elite digestive system.
 

Noodleface

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Mine was bulletproof but the medicine I'm taking now makes almost anything deadly. I also eat fast food once or twice a month, I used to do it once or twice a day.
 

Hekotat

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Welcome to a clean eating lifestyle, my butthole hates grease like Merlin hates blacks.

I helped my ex-gf move out of her apartment today and was treated with Del Taco, I don't care what anyone says, Del Taco is far superior to anything Taco Bell has to offer. The price difference alone makes it unbeatable, I can barely eat at TB for 10 bucks anymore where at DT, ten bucks will give me a feast.
I fucking love Del Taco and they just shut the one down near my house due to poor sales, I was a sad panda when I pulled up for some combo burritos and the signs were gone.
 

Brahma

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So I finally got around to Burger-Fi. Great burger, loved the fries also. The service and the time it took me to get my food was BAAAD. Took 25 minutes to get my food. They also bring your food to the table with no system to know who ordered what. Twice I was given the wrong meal.

But my god! I got to drink a couple beers with my burger? I LOVED it!
 

Soygen

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Having beer available can really help with any wait times. In fact, sometimes I want the food to take a bit longer when we're drinking.
 

Noodleface

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I downed 6 beers at a wedding once where I hadn't eaten all day and was waiting on the food. Made an ass out of myself.

This wasn't the wedding where I had to go to the ER.