The Fast Food Thread

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Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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I think it's time to try the Quesalupa on my way home. Steak the 'go to' option there?
 

Tarrant

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I decided to live like a fucking king today and got 2x steak quesalupas and 1x steak quesadilla. I'm $12 poorer but can you put a price on happiness?
Since Quesalupas are super disappointing I would imagine you could have used that same price and bought more happiness with other menu items.
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Hekotat

FoH nuclear response team
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Zombie Burger in Des Moines has a burger called Undead Elvis: Peanut butter, fried bananas, bacon, American cheese, egg, mayo. On paper it sounds odd, borderline awful, but it was really good.
That place kicks fucking ass.
 

Hekotat

FoH nuclear response team
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I saw that the Blizzard of the month is the grasshopper blizzard, I'm picking one up on the way home.
 

Mrs. Gravy

Quite Saucy
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Peanut butter on a spoon again today and not much of it; I am out now at work need to remember to take more on Monday. I have had that and three cups of coffee today. Now, I am having a Fitz cocktail - Fitz's rootbeer (it's a St. Louis thing) and rum. Who needs to eat?

btw - the Wagon Wheel in Sedalia MO had a Goober burger ages ago...nothing new to put peanut butter on a hamburger.
 

Tenks

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Since Quesalupas are super disappointing I would imagine you could have used that same price and bought more happiness with other menu items.
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I had a true artist making the quesalupas today. The quesadilla was clearly made by someone with a masters degree in the art as well.
 

Intrinsic

Person of Whiteness
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I like squirt after a shot of whiskey, not sure where I came across it but i'll be damned if it ain't glorious.
You can chase a shot of barenjager with this fruit leinenkugel and it is the best tasting shit of two individual shit things ever.
 

Ritley

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Tried in n out for the first time today, got an animal style double and I can honestly say I don't see what the big deal is. Five guys' burgers are much better
 

Palum

what Suineg set it to
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Tried in n out for the first time today, got an animal style double and I can honestly say I don't see what the big deal is. Five guys' burgers are much better
Because having a hipster menu where you have to 'know' is appealing to some people. They aren't bad but they are just pretty pedestrian burgers. I prefer Smash Burger, Five Guys and Whataburger to them.
 

Intrinsic

Person of Whiteness
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Tried in n out for the first time today, got an animal style double and I can honestly say I don't see what the big deal is. Five guys' burgers are much better
Because 10+ years ago it was a thing. Now it is a dime a dozen.
 

Chanur

Shit Posting Professional
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Because having a hipster menu where you have to 'know' is appealing to some people. They aren't bad but they are just pretty pedestrian burgers. I prefer Smash Burger, Five Guys and Whataburger to them.
Can't disagree more. Personally I just like the regular cheeseburger. For 3 times the price Five Guys is anything but impressive.
 

Harshaw

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I like 5 Guys but it's not worth the cost when I can just go to Culvers and get a good double cheeseburger for half the price.
 

Falstaff

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Because having a hipster menu where you have to 'know' is appealing to some people. They aren't bad but they are just pretty pedestrian burgers. I prefer Smash Burger, Five Guys and Whataburger to them.
Granted I've only been to in n out like three times but I swear animal style was on the menu.
 

Picasso3

Silver Baronet of the Realm
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Because having a hipster menu where you have to 'know' is appealing to some people. They aren't bad but they are just pretty pedestrian burgers. I prefer Smash Burger, Five Guys and Whataburger to them.
Is this a stereotype? There's a place near work they go for coffee and they don't have a stitch of a menu and it drives me crazy.
 

Hootie

Silver Knight of the Realm
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Lived in L.A. about ten years ago for just one summer. In and Out burger being ok was just one of a string of disappointments. Ate it like 3 times and decided it was no big deal, especially with the long drive through lines. Started eating Jack in the Box instead.