The Fast Food Thread

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Eomer

Eomer

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Every wedding needs a drunk jackass. Shit, that's pretty much all I remember from most of my friends' weddings, was who got the most shitfaced and made an ass out of themselves.
 
Hekotat

Hekotat

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Yeah I got obliterated at my best friends wedding and ended up jumping in the pool in my underwear at the reception. Good times.
 
Soygen

Soygen

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Eomer_sl said:
Every wedding needs a drunk jackass. Shit, that's pretty much all I remember from most of my friends' weddings, was who got the most shitfaced and made an ass out of themselves.
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The odds of a drunk jackass being at my wedding is already at 100%.
 
Soygen

Soygen

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Tarrant_sl said:
We're talking about you, aren't we.
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Soygen

Soygen

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"I do" leaves me with two more sentences. I'll make sure they're high quality.
 
Soygen

Soygen

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Isn't writing and reading your own vows some optional shit? I don't recall that happening at every wedding I've been to.
 
Noodleface

Noodleface

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I love you baby.
I love you, especially from where you poo.
So what I'm saying is, yes, I do.

All set for the night, wrap it up.
 
T

Tenks

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I didn't have sex my wedding night. We were both too drunk and tired. I think I fell asleep like 2 seconds after laying on the bed.
 
Noodleface

Noodleface

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yeah I sweated through the tux on the dance floor - jacket, pants, undershirt, everything.

I tried my best at the end, but it was like 2AM and I had been doing stuff since about 10AM that day. I was done. She didn't even complain.
 
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