The Fast Food Thread

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Regime

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Some of the best seafood I've had is in Vegas. Lol of course it's flown in daily.
 

Hekotat

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Ordered an angriest whopper for lunch, get back home with a regular whopper. Now I'm ready to murder someone.
 

Soygen

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I live in the middle of the frickin desert, I'm supposed to fucking not eat seafood? GTFO
Yeah, I'm more hesitant about getting seafood from non-seafood specialty restaurants, than I am about how far from the coast I am. I love the fresh seafood available in south Florida, but shit like Alaskan king crab is a bit further than an hour away and it's still phenomenal when I get it at the nicer seafood places around here.
 

Alex

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Yeah, you don't have to be by a coast to get good seafood. I went to a really good seafood restaurant in Cleveland once. That's the only nice thing I'll ever say about Cleveland.
 

Palum

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Maybe if your only option is red lobster, otherwise what a misinformed thing to say.
No it's true, I used to live 1.1 hours from the Atlantic and when we'd go get live lobsters they would all die right as we got off the highway and taste like shit.
 

Noodleface

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I live about 5 minutes from the coast in MA and I hate seafood. Come at me. Also cue the guys who tell me hating seafood is a stupid blanket statement. Also cue supertaster.
 

Palum

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I don' t know why Noodle reads or posts in this thread. He is contrarian on basically every point.

It'd be like me posting in a hip hop thread.
 

Palum

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Noodle: "Hai guys whats your favoritae hamburglar place?"
Everyone: "Here's some good examples of places we like"
Noodle: "Oh all hamburglars are the same and I hate them"
 

Fogel

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If that were true he'd say he wasn't talking about thefoodbut theideabehind the food. Love burgers? Cowsogyny!
 

Crone

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Tried the new Wendy's jalepeno chicken sandwich.
Flavors don't work at all; Thumbs Down
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Super late reply... this thread scrolls too fast... However, I had this today, and fuck me it was hot! At least double the hotness of the regular spicy chicken sandwich. I thought it was pretty good though. My Wendy's slathered it crazy good in the sauce.
 

Abefroman

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Noodle is the Dumar of the fast food thread. Fucking hates everything and likes to lecture everyone on his superior taste.