The Fast Food Thread

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Soygen

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We need McCheese back. We're starting to attack each other!!!!
 
Noodleface

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Burger looks good. No surprise that I'm not a fan of sweet potato fries but I would kill for the rest of the meal.
 
Alex

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I'm on business travel for the next few weeks so that means I get to eat at dope ass restaurants on the expense account. Hopefully this joint is still open by the time I get into town. Think I narrowed it down to one of these. What should I go for? Is it snooty food snobby enough to be a hipster joint or is it just fancy?

BRAISED SHORT RIB

braised boneless short rib, white bean & root vegetable ragout, kale, braising liquid, herbs

DUCK HAM

fried Brussels sprouts, nuoc cham, crispy rice, sesame, toasted peanut, anise duck broth, carrot pur?e
 
Korrupt

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Noodlemod_sl said:
Right now there are only a few outcomes for McCheese that make sense.

1. Ate himself to death
2. Russian ex killed him
3. He hates all of us
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#1 is impossible, I once did a WoW dungeon with McCheese where he ate an entire apple pie before we were done and then proceeded to tell me that it was a cute appetizer.
 
lurkingdirk

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Alex_sl said:
lol a hipster hating joke

It's funny because it's so new and edgy to do that.
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Noodleface

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Krassus_sl said:
#1 is impossible, I once did a WoW dungeon with McCheese where he ate an entire apple pie before we were done and then proceeded to tell me that it was a cute appetizer.
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Hahaha someone in the guild was talking about how McCheese was eating pies in dungeons and raids
 
chaos

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Noodlemod_sl said:
Burger looks good. No surprise that I'm not a fan of sweet potato fries but I would kill for the rest of the meal.
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I've actually never had good sweet potato fries, either. The concept sounds good, and I love sweet potatoes, but no.

At this place here in Alexandria they do them with some kind of marshmallow dipping sauce. It doesn't work either. The closest I have ever had to good sweet potato fries was at Bobby's Burger Place or whatever it is called, but I think I really just like the chipotle ketchup.
 
Soygen

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Sweet potato fries simply don't crisp up like a starchy regular potato. I don't hate them(as I really love sweet potatoes), but I agree that they are almost never that great.
 
Abefroman

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So serious question. Do people actually use the recycle bins properly in Portland? Can't remember any convention or festival where people aren't fucking slobs and just throw their food anywhere.

I'm sorry hipster bros. Gonna go out and get a IPA to drink after I get lubbed up with beard oil and pegged by the wife.
 
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