The Fast Food Thread

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Fifey

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Yes, people in Portland aren't retarded. At a lot of places there will be a compost bin, recycle bin, trash bin and a bin to throw your silverware/plates in.
 

joz123

Potato del Grande
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Goin to Schlotzky's today for the first time. Tax day deal is free original sub if you buy chips and a drink.
 

Alex

Still a Music Elitist
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Yes, people in Portland aren't retarded. At a lot of places there will be a compost bin, recycle bin, trash bin and a bin to throw your silverware/plates in.
Yeah it's not that complicated. East coast always get so confused. Sorry we're not animals who throw their trash on the fucking sidewalk.
 

Falstaff

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I'm on business travel for the next few weeks so that means I get to eat at dope ass restaurants on the expense account. Hopefully this joint is still open by the time I get into town. Think I narrowed it down to one of these. What should I go for? Is it snooty food snobby enough to be a hipster joint or is it just fancy?

BRAISED SHORT RIB

braised boneless short rib, white bean & root vegetable ragout, kale, braising liquid, herbs

DUCK HAM

fried Brussels sprouts, nuoc cham, crispy rice, sesame, toasted peanut, anise duck broth, carrot pur?e
Where are you going for business? What cities?
 

Alex

Still a Music Elitist
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Waterloo (the one in Canada), Cincinnati, Ft Lauderdale, and Orange County (California)
 

Ritley

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Went to Ike's sandwich shop in Phoenix over the weekend, was really good. Their menu is a little ridiculous though, way too many options
 

Palum

what Suineg set it to
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Went to Ike's sandwich shop in Phoenix over the weekend, was really good. Their menu is a little ridiculous though, way too many options
You jerk I had hope for a new good sandwich shop but they're in Tempe and Mesa not Phoenix. Call me old fashioned but I shouldn't have to drive 30 minutes for a decent sub.
 

Fight

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Are we going to get some investigative stalking on the McCheese case? I believe there was some good work done on WizardHawk? If our champion is lost, we should all be able to mourn him in our own ways.
 

Noodleface

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When I search his email on facebook it does bring up a person, but I don't know if it's him. Back in 2013 there was a picture of fippy darkpaw posted, so there is a chance. If it's him then he's had activity as late as april 2nd. Does anyone have any of the pics of him from the weightloss thread that I can compare?
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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Looking at that profile, if I had to guess, I would say it's him. There is a distinct lack of Lofthouse cookie pics, so I'm not certain.
 

Noodleface

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Also he has a bunch of russian friends. I think it's him. I wasn't sure if searching the email would work.

I guess he just hates us.
 

Tenks

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Did he also admit that he left the forum because you shit up the FFT with your terrible taste?
 

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick
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I didn't talk to him, I just found various social media platforms he's on and he's been actively updating. For whatever reason the McCheese left us, I doubt it was my taste in fast food. We're talking about a guy that allegedly put down 12 tollhouse cookies and pies as snacks.

Looking at his pics I'm not even sure I can believe these claims.