The Fast Food Thread

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lurkingdirk

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So, there's this burrito/wrap place that local around here and they just opened one up near me. Checked it out and holy good is it good, and their "large" wraps are about 2 to 3 times the size of a Chipotle Burrito, it's rigoddamndiculous.

Here's a large one:
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That's the "country boy" which is filled with pulled pork, bacon, turkey, potato salad, hard boiled eggs, cheese, and honey mustard. Goddamn it was so good but I could only eat about half of it in 1 sitting.
To be fair, the sandwich isn't that big. His hands are smaller than Donald Trump's.
 

Conefed

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all this talk of burger king made me crave some... did not get the mac & cheetos, opted for my old standard triple stacker, and got a 10 piece nugget too since they're $1.49 now. was taken aback when my bill was nearly $7. triple stacker used to be $3 even, now its $4.59. wtf. upon retrospect, i should have gotten two double stackers in the 2 for $5 deal... oh well.

burger was substandard compared to how i remember it anyway.

not sure what i expected.
Triple Stackers no longer exist! They got rid of the sauce (only it used it) and the product was discontinued. This I know!
None of the Stackers exist!
Neigh!
 

pharmakos

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i definitely ordered one last week. maybe they're phasing them out as stores run out of the sauce?
 

Conefed

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Foodin soon;
Arby's for sliders and maybe a gyro;
Burger King for Mac n'Cheetos;
Or Taco Bell for Frito burritos?

Wendy's still superior, but I maxed it out and need a break.
McD's seems nonoption
Subway and local Chipotle knockoff barely on radar..
Cookout too far away. Chica-fil next to Cookout and I'd prefer that.

Hmm Hardee's..
 

Conefed

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Hardee's should always be in the running.
Was not disappointed.
There were two interesting offerings:
Moonshine (Onion Ring, BBQ sauce, bacon), and Grilled Cheese Burger (Texas toast, ham).
But I went with: Cheesy Bacon Thickburger (6.5/10) with a Cheeseburger add Chili (5.5/10)
 

Noodleface

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Do those hacks still work if you use a chip instead of swipe? Could the country go any fucking slower on implementing it.
 

yimmien

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Interesting. I loaded up on the slush puppy brand pouches like that for 25c each a few weeks ago. Must have been clearancing them out to make room for those. The slush puppies mix perfectly with vodka or rum by the way!
 

Fogel

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Fyi the 12th chik fil a is giving away free food if you show up in something resembling or spotted like a cow