The Fast Food Thread

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Crone

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At taco bell for lunch today, and they have their new cheesy core burritos. The pictures make them look pretty small, but I hope that's not the case. Waiting for them to give me my food as I type this. Reporting back soon!
 
Crone

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Crone said:
At taco bell for lunch today, and they have their new cheesy core burritos. The pictures make them look pretty small, but I hope that's not the case. Waiting for them to give me my food as I type this. Reporting back soon!
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So it's as big as a Quesarito, and pretty damn tasty. I think there is a mini burrito inside, as the outside is pretty thick with nacho cheese and beef, but I couldn't tell as their tortillas kind of go to nothing pretty fast. I had the crunchy cheese core, and they have a spicy variant. Outside has rice, beef, beans. Not sure I like the rice, and I felt the same about the Quesarito.

Also, I left wanting, as the dude suggested the cheese gordita crunch, with a cool ranch shell, instead of regular, said sure man, I like trying new things, and it never happened. Was just a regular shell. :(
 
joz123

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Cracker Barrel restaurant just opened out near Silverton casino a few weeks ago. Wanted to go cause I've never been to one but their wait is always over an hour long and you cant make reservations by phone
 
Synj

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Where's the mind fucking blown button? I don't even.
 
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joz123

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Saw those oreos at the store, got key lime lofthouse cookies instead cause they were half off. So good.
 
Alex

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joz123 said:
Cracker Barrel restaurant just opened out near Silverton casino a few weeks ago. Wanted to go cause I've never been to one but their wait is always over an hour long and you cant make reservations by phone
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If you're going to wait an hour for Cracker Barrel you might as well wait in line for Hash House. Same wait. Much better food.
 
Noodleface

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Cracker barrel is the same as any other breakfast place except that have a shitty store attached and some stupid country decor

Also you can just pocket the little glass jugs of syrup pretty easily
 
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Crone said:
Also, I left wanting, as the dude suggested the cheese gordita crunch, with a cool ranch shell, instead of regular, said sure man, I like trying new things, and it never happened. Was just a regular shell. :(
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I dunno about the cool ranch, but the Cheesey Gordita Crunch with the nacho cheese shell is heavenly. It's what killed the Queslupa for me. I was so hyped for that and it was painfully underwhelming. It suffered from the one of the worst risks of specialty fast food, total inconsistency.
 
brekk

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Maybe so, but 2 smalls, a regular and 2 soft drinks cost me $25 at 5 Guys on Sunday.
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Don't buy the drinks. It saves money, and cuts out enough calories to slightly redeem my self hate for buying so much fast food.
 
McCheese

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Noodleface said:
Also you can just pocket the little glass jugs of syrup pretty easily
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Your syrup theft is why so many places guard their syrup like it's made of fucking gold and only give you a tiny ramekin. You can't adequately soak 3 massive pancakes with a ramekin of syrup!!! Leave a god damn 1.5 liter container of syrup on the table like IHOP!
 
Noodleface

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I don't steal syrup, i don't even like it.

Cracker barrel used to put those little shooters of syrup on the table. Not sure if they still do.
 
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