The Fast Food Thread

Soygen · Nov 21, 2016

McCheese often jumps behind the counter and eats it before they hand it to him.

Noodleface · Nov 21, 2016

I never order leftovers either. Am I a girl?

Regime · Nov 21, 2016

I force myself to sit at Taco Bell until I eat everything. Sometimes if there is a game on or good twitch stream like Noodle raiding or Dr Disrespect I will get a Nachos Bel Grande to go.

Noodleface · Nov 21, 2016

I haven't been streaming in awhile but now that I know my boy regime is one of my 2 viewers I'm firing that shit up tonight!

ZyyzYzzy · Nov 21, 2016

Who goes to a fast food place and gets leftovers? Pretty sure that is the dictionary definition of failure.

Regime · Nov 21, 2016

ZyyzYzzy said:
Who goes to a fast food place and gets leftovers? Pretty sure that is the dictionary definition of failure.

In college I'd order extra greasy hamburger at whataburger to help with the Jaeger bombs later.

ZyyzYzzy · Nov 21, 2016

Regime said:
In college I'd order extra greasy hamburger at whataburger to help with the Jaeger bombs later.

Acceptable

Alex · Nov 21, 2016

One time I was so drunk I couldn't even eat a burrito that I ordered. Like I reached a whole new level of drunk that I couldn't even handle drunk food. It made for delicious breakfast, but I was very disappointed in myself.

pharmakos · Nov 21, 2016

McCheese said:
I don't understand getting food to eat later. How do you not eat it right away or on the drive home?

It's a luxury of those not forced to eat their fast food in shame.

Soygen · Nov 21, 2016

The only thing I intentionally order more of, for leftovers, is pizza. I'll often get way more than I can eat, so I have some drunk munchies later or lunch the next day. Fast food though? Ugh.

Conefed · Nov 21, 2016

In highschool, there were two lunch sessions. I used to skip class to go to both, and I'd sit with the chicks because they never wanted to eat.

Breakdown · Nov 21, 2016

You guys are right, BWW is trash wings. But you know the sauce is good when the place can stay open next to the Bills Stadium. Some of the best wings in Buffalo are around there and BWW goes well. People love the sauce. I woud buy it for home use but its way too fucking expensive. I can make my own Hot BBQ for 1/3 the price.

Ate a Baconator for lunch today. My god it is disgusting yet amazing.

Wendy's burgers are decent patties. But I left a fast food lunch paying damn near what I would at 5 guys.

Soygen said:
The only thing I intentionally order more of, for leftovers, is pizza. I'll often get way more than I can eat, so I have some drunk munchies later or lunch the next day. Fast food though? Ugh.

I cant even fathom buying just enough Pizza.

Even if Im alone I order a large pizza and a pound of wings.

Alex · Nov 21, 2016

Delivery is different though. I live solo so I typically need to order multiple meals to meet the minimum delivery requirement. I only order things that work well as leftovers. Thai, pizza, Indian.

Noodleface · Nov 21, 2016

My wife tried to get me to order a small because I never finished the larges in one sitting. I wanted to bury her face in my asscrack and shit into her mouth.

Edit pizza

Breakdown · Nov 21, 2016

Noodleface said:
My wife tried to get me to order a small because I never finished the larges in one sitting. I wanted to bury her face in my asscrack and shit into her mouth.

Edit pizza

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Noodleface · Nov 21, 2016

Stick around this thread long enough and you'll hate my super tasting and compartmental eating ways.

BWW chicken was pretty sub par but agree on the sauces. My complaint was they seemed slightly overpriced for what we got. At least the mac n cheese they gave my kid was real. I went to a place the other day and they served my kid Kraft Mac n cheese....

ZyyzYzzy · Nov 21, 2016

Noodleface said:
Stick around this thread long enough and you'll hate my super tasting and compartmental eating ways.

BWW chicken was pretty sub par but agree on the sauces. My complaint was they seemed slightly overpriced for what we got. At least the mac n cheese they gave my kid was real. I went to a place the other day and they served my kid Kraft Mac n cheese....

Nothing triggers me more, except maybe the hipster fried chicken place we went to where they served a kids mac n cheese in the cast iron skillet it was cooked in.

Also anything < large for pizza is useless. Fucking wife wanted lunch at a pizza place in old town because they were doing a special, 1990's prices. Sweet I thought 6.95 pizza, we can get 2 for us. Nope 9in pizzas for 6.95. Enjoyed my 2 paninis for the price of a goddamn microscopic pizza at least.

Breakdown · Nov 21, 2016

Noodleface said:
Stick around this thread long enough and you'll hate my super tasting and compartmental eating ways.

BWW chicken was pretty sub par but agree on the sauces. My complaint was they seemed slightly overpriced for what we got. At least the mac n cheese they gave my kid was real. I went to a place the other day and they served my kid Kraft Mac n cheese....

Oh its way over priced. But when you are a fat degenerate like me, you would pay anything to smash down a bunch of bonesless saucy wings with luke warm Miller Lite 22 ouncer. The one I go to (maybe 2 times a year) is right near a bunch of stores. When my wife is wasting my day shopping Ill pop in if im hungover and go to town on BWW, while she goes to Home Goods and such, and buys shit we dont need.

I always feel I over pay there. Though if you can hit them on Tuesdays or Thursdays you can get a good deal even on take out.

I miss my Pizza hut, the one near me closed. Its trash food but I miss the days my wife was out with her friends or family, so I would grab a 12 pack and order one of the pizza hut crazy deals. End up with a large pizza, order of 5 breadsticks and some boneless wings for like 13 dollars. I would smash them down and play Rift. The blood shits were worth it.

TrollfaceDeux · Nov 21, 2016

Noodleface said:
My wife tried to get me to order a small because I never finished the larges in one sitting. I wanted to bury her face in my asscrack and shit into her mouth.

Edit pizza

Ur wife. How dare she

pharmakos · Nov 21, 2016

"Let's just get a small pizza" is like "let's just throw away some money."

The typical issue to consider when buying products in bulk is "will I actually eat it all before it expires?". The answer to that question with pizza is always "yes," therefore you should always buy as much pizza as possible.

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