The Fast Food Thread

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

Borzak

Bronze Baron of the Realm
25,456
33,213
I get leftovers at Chick Fil-A. We don't have one and it's 45 minutes away so I eat a chicken sandwich while there and get some plain chicken tenders to eat later in the day.

I wish someone hadn't mentioned krispy kreme donuts tho. I really miss stopping once a week on the way to work and buying them for the whole shop. It was aways so freaking busy at 6 in the morning and apparently 1/2 the people who work construction eat them by the truckload. Breakfast of champions I guess.
 

ZyyzYzzy

RIP USA
<Banned>
25,295
48,789
Are you dumb? I know that, everyone knows that. The topic at hand is amount of pizza per dollar ratio. it has nothing to do with taste. I purposely glossed over Zzyzyzyzyzyzyzasxlkjx's comment about "high quality" toppings because I didn't want to bring up this retardation you all think that places are somehow using better onions than some other place or some shit, but here you go bring it up.
Quality as in the use deli pepperoni and you can literally get triple prosciutto if you wanted
 

Alex

Still a Music Elitist
14,667
7,484
Prosciutto is a trigger word for some people in this thread. Some people don't like great things.
 

TrollfaceDeux

Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
<Bronze Donator>
19,577
3,743
Just found out $2 bacon cheese burger is basically the same as $6 BK double stacker and only difference is a patty and 2 more bacon.
 

Fifey

Trakanon Raider
2,898
962
Papa Murphys 5 dollar take and bakes is the best pizza/dollar ratio you can get.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user

Ritley

Karazhan Raider
15,990
34,970
Their stuffed pizzas when they have them for $10 are pretty ridiculous. Or a family size for $12, that fucking thing has to weigh like 10 pounds
 

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick
38,276
15,107
I got that digiorno spicy pepperoni pizza. Was mostly shit tier and awful. Way too much sauce so it was soggy. Spice level moderate.


I picked up jalapeño cheddar chex mix and that shit is seriously spicy. They did not fuck around.
 

Brikker

Trump's Staff
6,296
4,833
Silver Diner is awesome. They have some A+++ milkshakes. you know the milkshakes are good when they give you extra wide straws so you can suck up the whole blueberries and strawberries that are mixed in.

why would you pay $6 for a milkshake when you can get something that tastes the exact same for like $1 at a fast food place
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user

Mur

Trakanon Raider
845
2,009
Tortinos Pizza, the Capt Cruch of Pizzas. That damn crispy crust, mixed with the napalm like sauce seriously fucked the roof of my mouth up everytime I ate one. But I never learned my lesson due to the sheer deliciousness of the damn things.
 
  • 3Solidarity
Reactions: 2 users

Mur

Trakanon Raider
845
2,009
Silver Diner Chocolate Malt, and a Patty Melt...

drooling_homer-712749[1].png
 
  • 1Solidarity
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 users

Chanur

Shit Posting Professional
<Gold Donor>
28,566
45,656
We used to love those Totino's pizzas when I was in my late teens/20s. I'm still down.
Totino's are probably the worst put together pizzas ever made . They flavor them with heroin though and are delicious.
 
Last edited:
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 1 user

Fifey

Trakanon Raider
2,898
962
Torino's are probably the worst put together pizzas ever made . They flavor them with heroin though and are delicious.
Cheese Totinos covered in hot sauce, folded in half like a taco. That meal got me through a lot of broke times.
 
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 1 user

BrutulTM

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
<Silver Donator>
14,671
2,529
A guy I knew in college used to say "Pizza is like sex. Some is better than others, but there's no such thing as bad pizza". I still think this holds true for pizza but as an older man I realize that there is such a thing as bad sex.
 
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 1 user