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ZyyzYzzy

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pharmakos said:
"Let's just get a small pizza" is like "let's just throw away some money."

The typical issue to consider when buying products in bulk is "will I actually eat it all before it expires?". The answer to that question with pizza is always "yes," therefore you should always buy as much pizza as possible.
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This is why I will never stop advocating the Whole Foods pizza 2, 3 topping, larges for $22.
 
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McCheese

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$22 for a god damn pizza, you're out of your mind. I could get 4 equally-as-good pizzas from Pizza Hut with as many toppings as I want for only $2 more.
 
ZyyzYzzy

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McCheese said:
$22 for a god damn pizza, you're out of your mind. I could get 4 equally-as-good pizzas from Pizza Hut with as many toppings as I want for only $2 more.
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What? Its 2 Large for $22 sir. Large at Whole Foods is 22' and the toppings are high quality
 
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Wait wait wait so you're telling me I can go to Whole Foods and get two 22 inch pizzas with 3 toppings each for $22? I don't believe it.
 
ZyyzYzzy

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McCheese said:
Wait wait wait so you're telling me I can go to Whole Foods and get two 22 inch pizzas with 3 toppings each for $22? I don't believe it.
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Yes. At least the ones in VA. Also they have a daily speciality pizza which you can order for the deal, so sometimes o e pizza can have more than 3 toppings!
 
Alex

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That's a pretty amazing deal of which I was unaware. I avoid the cultural AIDS that is Whole Foods.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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Alex said:
That's a pretty amazing deal of which I was unaware. I avoid the cultural AIDS that is Whole Foods.
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It's a harrowing journey into the maw to pick it up and pay. Many hipsters and fools over paying for shitty organic, non-gmo buckwheat microbrews and kale salads
 
McCheese

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Noodleface said:
McCheese why does it matter

All pizza tastes the same
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Are you dumb? I know that, everyone knows that. The topic at hand is amount of pizza per dollar ratio. it has nothing to do with taste. I purposely glossed over Zzyzyzyzyzyzyzasxlkjx's comment about "high quality" toppings because I didn't want to bring up this retardation you all think that places are somehow using better onions than some other place or some shit, but here you go bring it up.
 
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Silver Diner tonight boys. I'll play Billie Jean on the jukebox while I drink my $6 milkshake.
 
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McCheese

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Regime said:
Silver Diner tonight boys. I'll play Billie Jean on the jukebox while I drink my $6 milkshake.
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Silver Diner is awesome. They have some A+++ milkshakes. you know the milkshakes are good when they give you extra wide straws so you can suck up the whole blueberries and strawberries that are mixed in.
 
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McCheese said:
Are you dumb? I know that, everyone knows that. The topic at hand is amount of pizza per dollar ratio. it has nothing to do with taste. I purposely glossed over Zzyzyzyzyzyzyzasxlkjx's comment about "high quality" toppings because I didn't want to bring up this retardation you all think that places are somehow using better onions than some other place or some shit, but here you go bring it up.
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Certainly a man that is nigh concerned with the quality of pizza surely can find a better deal than 2 pizzas for $22

For instance you could buy 22 Celeste pizzas for that price.
 
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Soygen

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We used to love those Totino's pizzas when I was in my late teens/20s. I'm still down.
 
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McCheese

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if you don't cook them too much so they don't get super crispy on the bottm, you can roll them up and eat them like giant pizza rolls.
 
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I also love when you find the little pepperoni cubes in the oven or microwave days later. They roll everywhere!
 
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