The Fast Food Thread

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Soygen

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I believe my opinion to be 100% correct in this case, but then again...maybe my Wendy's isn't good. I hear their quality varies from location to location.
 
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Mures

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Line is going to be worse than sonic's most likely. They also give away free breakfast the first couple of mornings, at least they did when they opened the one by me.
 

Noodleface

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Line is going to be worse than sonic's most likely. They also give away free breakfast the first couple of mornings, at least they did when they opened the one by me.
I dunno man. Sonic was fucking insane. Like 2 or 3 months until the 24/7 police detail left. Line down the road every goddamn day at all hours.
 

Itlan

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I believe my opinion to be 100% correct in this case, but then again...maybe my Wendy's isn't good. I hear their quality varies from location to location.
Really? I'll have to go to all my local Wendy's and try the chicken sandwich.

Btw I agree with McCheese, it's a cut above the rest.

Then again I've only Chik once in my life when I was in Florida. I don't think we have them in Jersey...?

EDIT: Nevermind, we have 4 (near me). 3 are in malls, and one is in shithole Union. So yeah, we don't have them in Jersey (near me).
 

Alex

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The spicy chicken biscuit at Chik-Fil-A is one of the best fast food items in existence.
 
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We have one opening a mile away too. We don't have any nearby so it's gonna be like when the sonic opens. What's good there??


Fuckin kidding me? Everything!
Spicy Chicken sandwich + waffle fries ftw!
You are up in New England where they think bell peppers are hot so they may not carry it.

Their breakfast is god tier. Get the spicy chicken biscuit, large hash browns and drink.(Dr.pepper for me). If you got a raid and it's your day off, go big and get a extra spicy chicken biscuit and/or a bacon egg and cheese.
 
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Noodleface

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Fuckin kidding me? Everything!
Spicy Chicken sandwich + waffle fries ftw!
You are up in New England where they think bell peppers are hot so they may not carry it.

Their breakfast is god tier. Get the spicy chicken biscuit, large hash browns and drink.(Dr.pepper for me). If you got a raid and it's your day off, go big and get a extra spicy chicken biscuit and/or a bacon egg and cheese.
Awesome! They better have it man. I ain't no bell pepper BITCH
 

Itlan

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I know a guy who says black pepper is spicy.

I no longer communicate with him.
 
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Noodleface

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My brother thought the $1 spicy chicken sandwich from BK was spicy. He's buried in the woods
 
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Intrinsic

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Chick Fil A at times has grand opening celebrations for their new locations where you can get like free sandwiches for a year. May want to be on the lookout, but probably means you camp out with a bunch of 17 year olds with no job.
 

McCheese

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My uncle won free hamburgers for a year from some burger place during their grand opening. They closed about 3 months later. :(

We got him an Olive Garden Pasta Pass and that cheered him up.
 

Itlan

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Is Olive Garden any good? I've heard nothing but bad things. Sounds like the Red Lobster of Italian.

I tend to avoid chains, though.
 

Fight

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We got a kick ass Wendy's, McDonalds, Jimmy Johns, and about a year ago our Arby's stepped its game way up. Taco Bell has always been Taco, it must be hard to mess up. The higher end places like Panda Express, Qdoba, Cafe Rio, and Chipotle have never disappointed either.

Our Hardees, KFC's, Burger Kings, and Popeye's will food poison you about every 3rd time you go there.
 

McCheese

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Is Olive Garden any good? I've heard nothing but bad things. Sounds like the Red Lobster of Italian.

I tend to avoid chains, though.

All the snobs who frequent this thread will tell you Olive Garden is shit tier Italian, but it's perfectly fine if you're not some food 1%er. Like pizza, pasta is generally pasta wherever you go. And you can't beat all you can eat pasta with meat.

And right now they have neverending lasagna. I'm actually scared to go, because I can see myself literally having a heart attack halfway through that meal.
 

Itlan

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All the snobs who frequent this thread will tell you Olive Garden is shit tier Italian, but it's perfectly fine if you're not some food 1%er. Like pizza, pasta is generally pasta wherever you go. And you can't beat all you can eat pasta with meat.

And right now they have neverending lasagna. I'm actually scared to go, because I can see myself literally having a heart attack halfway through that meal.
My problem with pasta is that if I eat it too frequently, I can never shit. It binds me up man, idk.
 

McCheese

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My problem with pasta is that if I eat it too frequently, I can never shit. It binds me up man, idk.

Just gotta swing by Taco Bell after eating pasta. I hear Taco Bell gives people some awful explosive shits.