The Fast Food Thread

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Alex

Alex

Still a Music Elitist
14,756
7,596
I don't understand people that make fun of people who enjoy fine or exotic foods. You really just showcase your own ignorance. Which I guess is fitting for this forum in many ways.
 
ZyyzYzzy

ZyyzYzzy

RIP USA
<Banned>
25,295
48,789
Alex said:
I don't understand people that make fun of people who enjoy fine or exotic foods. You really just showcase your own ignorance. Which I guess is fitting for this forum in many ways.
Click to expand...
Or don't always be a pretentious douche and also don't post it in The Fast Food Thread.

I've probably been to more michelin star rated restaurants than you, but again...

FAST FOOD THREAD
 
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 1 user
chaos

chaos

Buzzfeed Editor
17,324
4,839
Yeah, this is the place to come and post about our shame, and our glory. If tonight I drink a quart of bourbon and eat an entire package of peeps oreos, this is where I will come to shitpost.
 
  • 3Like
Reactions: 2 users
Kiroy

Kiroy

Marine Biologist
<Bronze Donator>
35,729
103,621
ZyyzYzzy said:
Or don't always be a pretentious douche and also don't post it in The Fast Food Thread.

I've probably been to more michelin star rated restaurants than you, but again...

FAST FOOD THREAD
Click to expand...

I don't want to be the guy who creates the Pretentious Douche Tasting Thread. This is the next best option. I don't fully understand the hate of using fairly plain language to describe a fine dining meal. It's really no different then describing the beauty of a double double animal style or the orgasmic taste of the naked chicken chalupa.
 
ZyyzYzzy

ZyyzYzzy

RIP USA
<Banned>
25,295
48,789
Kiroy said:
I don't want to be the guy who creates the Pretentious Douche Tasting Thread. This is the next best option. I don't fully understand the hate of using fairly plain language to describe a fine dining meal. It's really no different then describing the beauty of a double double animal style or the orgasmic taste of the naked chicken chalupa.
Click to expand...
You're cool. It's mainly Alex whose doucheness seethes from every post he makes.
 
McCheese

McCheese

SW: Sean, CW: Crone, GW: Wizardhawk
6,927
4,332
This thread is for the everyman. The blue collar joe who just wants a greasy burger or some microwave pizza bagels after a hard day's work. Posting about fancy, exotic ingredients and restaurants that only mark the price in whole dollars make us norms feel inferior.
 
  • 2Solidarity
Reactions: 1 users
Kiroy

Kiroy

Marine Biologist
<Bronze Donator>
35,729
103,621
ZyyzYzzy said:
I mean, what else matters in life?
Click to expand...

vagina size

pkVAO.gif
 
  • 2Like
Reactions: 1 users
Tarrant

Tarrant

<Prior Amod>
16,028
9,464
I just don't think the 1 percentile is worth bragging about.

But I guess you gotta be proud of what you're slinging regardless.
 
Alex

Alex

Still a Music Elitist
14,756
7,596
ZyyzYzzy said:
You're cool. It's mainly Alex whose doucheness seethes from every post he makes.
Click to expand...

Deal. I can't eat fast food on the reg. I'm a victim of my domicile. I would love it if Arby's or Wendy's was more readily available for me. But they just aren't. I was on a business trip last month and I was so excited because there was an Arby's down the street and my co-workers who I never see or meet were like "WTF, that's where you want to go for your company-expensed lunch?" Yes, I want to go to fucking Arby's because I maybe have 2-3 opportunities a fucking year to eat a Beef n Cheddar. Over half the things posted in this thread I don't have access to. And what I have access to apparently triggers you.

And Michelin rating means nothing to me. Most of the shit I post is about Thai, Indian, shwarma, taquerias. All those are under $10. Like you said. FAST FOOD.
 
ZyyzYzzy

ZyyzYzzy

RIP USA
<Banned>
25,295
48,789
Alex said:
Deal. I can't eat fast food on the reg. I'm a victim of my domicile. I would love it if Arby's or Wendy's was more readily available for me. But they just aren't. I was on a business trip last month and I was so excited because there was an Arby's down the street and my co-workers who I never see or meet were like "WTF, that's where you want to go for your company-expensed lunch?" Yes, I want to go to fucking Arby's because I maybe have 2-3 opportunities a fucking year to eat a Beef n Cheddar. Over half the things posted in this thread I don't have access to. And what I have access to apparently triggers you.

And Michelin rating means nothing to me. Most of the shit I post is about Thai, Indian, shwarma, taquerias. All those are under $10. Like you said. FAST FOOD.
Click to expand...
Talks about Fast Food, mentions employer paid lunch.


Douche
 
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 1 user
McCheese

McCheese

SW: Sean, CW: Crone, GW: Wizardhawk
6,927
4,332
Alex said:
Deal. I can't eat fast food on the reg. I'm a victim of my domicile. I would love it if Arby's or Wendy's was more readily available for me. But they just aren't. I was on a business trip last month and I was so excited because there was an Arby's down the street and my co-workers who I never see or meet were like "WTF, that's where you want to go for your company-expensed lunch?" Yes, I want to go to fucking Arby's because I maybe have 2-3 opportunities a fucking year to eat a Beef n Cheddar. Over half the things posted in this thread I don't have access to. And what I have access to apparently triggers you.

And Michelin rating means nothing to me. Most of the shit I post is about Thai, Indian, shwarma, taquerias. All those are under $10. Like you said. FAST FOOD.
Click to expand...

lol your ability to humblebrag has increased by 100! "I can't help that I am surrounded by fancy shmancy food and get taken out on company expensed lunches!!!"

I also have a hard time believing you don't have access to typical, shitty fast food where you live. Maybe not all the places mentioned here, but come on. Hell, in fucking bumfuck KAZAKHSTAN I could eat at plenty of chain chicken, burger, and pizza joints.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
Alex

Alex

Still a Music Elitist
14,756
7,596
I have KFC (none within over a mile though), McD's, Burger King, Taco Bell, Jack in the Box, Carl's Jr. And the worst In-N-Out there is - the one in Fisherman's Wharf.
 
ZyyzYzzy

ZyyzYzzy

RIP USA
<Banned>
25,295
48,789
McCheese said:
lol your ability to humblebrag has increased by 100! "I can't help that I am surrounded by fancy shmancy food and get taken out on company expensed lunches!!!"

I also have a hard time believing you don't have access to typical, shitty fast food where you live. Maybe not all the places mentioned here, but come on. Hell, in fucking bumfuck KAZAKHSTAN I could eat at plenty of chain chicken, burger, and pizza joints.
Click to expand...
Don't you know, the SF Bay Area only has non-chain food establishments that are so good, nothing else in America compares. Dude can't help it if the rest of us live in shitholes.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
You must log in or register to reply here.