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All you need to know. But you probably will anyway. I know I probably would too, lol.
The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Phazael
Confirmed Beta Shitlord, Fat Bastard
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She is 20 and has this much worn tread on the drama tires? Yeah, unless you are really into sticking your dick in the crazy (which your interest in piercings suggest you are), stay away from that shit. If you do hit it, do NOT do it at your place of residence, in fact it would be a good idea if she had no way of knowing where you lived.
Djay
Trakanon Raider
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Bullshit. It will take way too long for you to hit it "once" even though you know you shouldn't and we told you not to, then end up falling in love with her and want to help her get out of her relationship because her kid has become the light of your life and the guy is a douchebag, but she can't leave yet because she needs to wait until it's not the holidays, his mother's birthday, or the 1st Monday after he met with his parole officer. Moving in to the studio next door so you can press your naked body up against the shared wall while he pounds her up against it, then developing a heroine addiction because the only way you thought you could buy her the life she deserves quickly was to get into the drug trade, but you overestimated your will to not dabble in the product yourself, so you end up in rehab with her (by this time) husband where you two become lovers and run off together leaving her raising a child by herself.
So just save us some time and post the pictures now.
GuardianX
Perpetually Pessimistic
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You could just photochop her head off. . .
Also, that zombie paragraph mid PoF conversation...wow. I've never seen someone flush a readi-pack pussy EVER. Even on PoF. I mean you could have even gotten a pitty job from her if you were interested before that paragraph that even men won't read.
This was pretty awesome. I will post them after work. No chance I will ever move in next to her since she lives in Newark NJ (yeesh) and I just signed a lease with a buddy in brooklyn. She wanted me to come over this week and listed days where the fiance was not around so I could stay "all day". Oh god. I need help.
Sorry for double posting, but yeah you are right. I'm never giving my address out to her for multiple reasons (baby on doorstep, needs to move in, fiance stabbing me with a screwdriver...etc)
Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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Phazael
Confirmed Beta Shitlord, Fat Bastard
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Yeah any chance of a real relationship (as opposed to one person getting used situation) is basically done. Her crawling back and banging you after how massive a shit you took on her will mean you never really respect her, plus she has basically given your penis the ok to take control of you the next time you are drunk at a bar again. And yea, what Eomer said too. It will be a pretty servicable fuck buddy situation for a while, though.
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You definitely should not hit this. There are plenty of better options of people to fuck than someone with all this shit (and I'm sure a lot more she isn't mentioning) waiting in the wings. I know getting ones dick wet is great, but this bitch be crazy.
Keg, if you get back into that relationship you should name a ride after it and sell tickets. Maybe put it at six flags and make some money.
Post pics now. Have sex with her. Post story + pics later. Win win for everyone*
*unless you get murdered
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