The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Void

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You already reply to her? If not just reply back with something extremely blunt.
And by blunt he doesn't mean the Snoop Dogg kind.

You already done fucked up by saying sure, but it *might* be saved if you said something indicating you want to go out with her, not with a group. I'm sure someone else here could word it better than I could, but that's the gist of it.
 

zombiewizardhawk

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Yeah too late now. I'ma just go and say fuck it, whatever happens happens and at least i'll be able to figure out where I stand. Worst case scenario is I get a ride to the movie theater to see a movie I wanted to watch anyways and that's the end of it... Who knows, maybe I end up with a 3way story to entertain the forum with.
 

Djay

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No. If you want any chance of salvaging it, you need to have something more important come up and blow her off. Then, next time you ask her out, you ask her to a specific event. "Yo...I'm going to get some fro-yo, you coming?" The generic "Want to go out sometime?" doesn't work.
But you probably already screwed it up and sound like you want to chicken out and go see the movie knowing you already lost. I'm sure not having transportation of your own doesn't help any.
 

Pigbenis

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Man up on this shit Wizardhawk! Get that pussy! Do what Djay says - tell her something else came up, don't even tell her what it is. Wait till Saturday then invite her out to something very nonchalant like, "hey yo bitch come over let's get high". Then, slip her some date rape, bang her all night, and when she wakes up be like "damn, you were fucked up last night."

Money in the bank!
 

TheBeagle

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POF has been good to me this week. Been txting with a new cutie all day that's different from last night's 'play it safe' fiasco. Going out with some bros tonight for lots of beers and foosball. Invited the new girl to join us, probably 50/50 if she shows, she definitely seems interdasted. It's a typical rowdy college bar though, so there won't be any playing it safe bullshit tonight if she does show up.
 

zombiewizardhawk

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So plans did a 360 tonight. She called me after work and invited me to just get drinks (with a diff guy than the movie guy). Anyways, she spent the vast majority of the night very close to me but I dunno. Am going to try to get a night out with her alone sometime next week and see what happens.
 

Antarius

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Appropriate response would have been, why the hell you inviting these other losers along to a date with me? Do you want to spend time with me alone or are you looking for a 3-way?

It either A)gets a laugh, win B) she acts offended, if she acts offended, you say "chill, get a sense of humor, I was only joking", putting her on the defensive or C) She teases/flirts with you back and says something like what, you want to see another guy naked?, which you can also turn into a win if you keep the funny banter going back and forth.
 

Palum

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Haha Antarius is transforming
Meanwhile, I'm going full retard (though no money exchange involved). I have to wait to see how this plays out before I delve into details though. Probably not as epic unless you know me, though.
 

Phazael

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Yeah I am guessing in Wizardhawks case that either his skeletorness is so frightening that she has the other dudes along as chaperones, or (and lets face it more likely) he over 9000 in the friend zone and she is bringing HIS ass along as a chaperone. The odds of getting anything more than a pitty feel out of this girl are pretty much non existant.
 

zombiewizardhawk

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Yeah option 2 is quite likely (and has probably happened a few times in the past if I think back on it). Oh well.

I do kinda feel like I stand a chance tho if I can get it to just the two of us next time.
 

Big Phoenix

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Yeah option 2 is quite likely (and has probably happened a few times in the past if I think back on it). Oh well.

I do kinda feel like I stand a chance tho if I can get it to just the two of us next time.
Next time she invites you to something tell her you cant, youre busy.
 

Salshun_sl

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Wizard, how about this: Tell her you're going out with your friends but she's welcome to tag along. If she agrees it will at least show you she's into you a little bit as you'll be the only person she knows there. Then separate her from your group and you've got her alone, but with that general group feel that maybe she's after.
 

dangler_sl

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Wizard, how about this:Pay some bums to be your friends, thentell her you're going out with your friends but she's welcome to tag along. If she agrees it will at least show you she's into you a little bit as you'll be the only person she knows there. Then separate her from your group and you've got her alone, but with that general group feel that maybe she's after.
FTFY
 

Salshun_sl

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This is too good not to post. So a female friend of mine has been into this guy Chris from work, the dude will fuck her, then not give her the time of day. She's stupid into him. Then she meets this dude Rich on PoF and hooks up with him, says she's stupid into him, fucks him, then this Chris dude comes over and gives her a pity fuck after Rich left. This shit is just too funny, and I had to destroy her, even though I don't she didn't know I was doing it.

Trimmed down because no one gives two shits, bottom line chicks want love, will fuck anything that moves.