The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Hoss

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You should tell your boss and get someone else to take over the account. Someone sleazier who will fuck her. Be sue to get them to sign up here and tell us the story.
 

Sterling

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Brad, what the shit? You used to make all kinds of full retard type decisions but you've been pretty low key at least on the forums for awhile now you're back to possibly doing something all kinds of stupid. Just stop talking to her beyond the minimum amount you need to at work. Either that or pee in her butt and post about it here afterwords. Be sure to film it and send a copy to her husband.
 

Itlan

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I dumped my girlfriend of five years cause she got fat. Does this make me a bad person?
 

Itlan

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than fuck her.but why she didn't want to get fit (or at least,not getting even more fat)?
She was perfect in college, but she also played volleyball. I knew she'd eventually become a pig because her mother is a pig, but I thought maybe she'd try to fight off the genetics. Well, volleyball finished, and it was like 6 months before she gained a ton of weight. I do feel bad, but fuck man... what will PEOPLE think of ME if I'm dating HER? You know?

Probably went from 125 pounds to 160? I'm guessing here, but I'd say a solid 30 pounds from Freshman to Senior year.
 

Itlan

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I would totally break up with a girl if she got fat. But I would tell everyone we grew apart or something
This is what I've been telling girls, seems to go over really well. "I just didn't feel the same about her anymore so I ended it instead of hanging on and making it worse." "aww, that's definitely the best thing to do." "can I put my penis in you now?"

All my friends know the truth.
 

Haast

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Probably went from 125 pounds to 160? I'm guessing here, but I'd say a solid 30 pounds from Freshman to Senior year.
If it happened fast, family genetics suck and she's made no effort to stay active... red flags everywhere.

I've seen some AWFUL cases where a very normal looking dude ended up marrying a woman who just stopped caring and ended up huge, like 250+ lbs. And it looks bizarre. Do not want.
 

Khane

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Don't be stupid Brad. She's testing the waters and treating her husband as a backup plan. Go ahead and say "I like you but I want you to leave your husband first because I can't be with a married woman". See what she says. She won't do that because then she loses her safety net. She wants the emotional reassurance and physical gratitude from you and the support and safety of being married. She's a bitch for even traveling down that road and making her husband look like a fool, and you're enabling it. Unless you're into willfully hurting people you don't even know in one of the worst possible ways. Then just fuck her in the ass.
 

ohkcrlho

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She was perfect in college, but she also played volleyball. I knew she'd eventually become a pig because her mother is a pig, but I thought maybe she'd try to fight off the genetics. Well, volleyball finished, and it was like 6 months before she gained a ton of weight. I do feel bad, but fuck man...what will PEOPLE think of ME if I'm dating HER? You know?



Probably went from 125 pounds to 160? I'm guessing here, but I'd say a solid 30 pounds from Freshman to Senior year.
about the bold,you must do according to your needs,not for the people around you.
but if she didn't get fit to please you (because let's face it,normally guys don't want to bang fat chicks, so making them fit,would also be good for their health,clothes and self-esteem... win-win situation imo),than i don't think she likes you.she just thought you were a sure thing and of course, "even if i get fat,he will love me".
been there....dumped her, not for the same reason but she was getting fat and didn't care.
 

Itlan

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about the bold,you must do according to your needs,not for the people around you.
but if she didn't get fit to please you (because let's face it,normally guys don't want to bang fat chicks, so making them fit,would be good for their health,clothes and self-esteem... win-win situation imo),than i don't think she likes you.she just thought you were a sure thing and of course, "even if i get fat,he will love me".
been there....dumped her, not for the same reason but she was getting fat and didn't care.
Lmfao what kind of little slip is that in there? Girl was and still is completely in love with me. And no, I don't think she thought "if I get fat he will still love me." I think her genetics are just fucking awful and it's really hard for her to keep the weight off, even while staying active. She gained weight while playing volleyball, but once she STOPPED completely it compounded quickly and I don't want fat kids.
 

ohkcrlho

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Lmfao what kind of little slip is that in there? Girl was and still is completely in love with me. And no, I don't think she thought "if I get fat he will still love me." I think her genetics are just fucking awful and it's really hard for her to keep the weight off, even while staying active. She gained weight while playing volleyball, but once she STOPPED completely it compounded quickly and I don't want fat kids.
i know what are you saying.but even she says "i love you",that is not enough for me,she has to show it.
but in your case,her genetics are awful and she can't keep up.
anyway,you didn't do anything wrong.if you were not okay with her,just find another that will make you happy.