The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread
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He may eat nothing at all , just gulp down 2000 calories in drinks and eat a sandwich now and then.
Eomer
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I thought it was garlic. You mean I've been eating all this Italian food for nothing?
Itlan
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No, Italian food still tastes really good. Don't worry, you haven't been wasting your time.
iannis
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Has no one else considered the obvious implication that "naturally" skinny people could give fecal transplants to "naturally" fat people? There could be an actual market for it if that research pans out.
Eomer
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Big Phoenix
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Haast
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I fully support the creation of a market for my poop. Especially if I get the bonus hilarity of knowing that it will be jammed up someone else's ass.
Brad2770
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So, I hadnt talked to her since last Thurs. She emailed me yesterday with some random statement about how she loves her own cooking. I told her that I did not understand her motives and the fact that she was married bothered me. I followed all of that bullshit with "youre a cool chick, blah blah" and she emailed back with this huge unbroken paragraph saying she had been thinking and we needed to stop talking except on a professional level. The thing is, we have had this conversation before and after a couple of weeks she would start talking and flirting again. Now I just need to find another chick in 2 weeks so I am not tempted to talk to her.
It is an actual procedure already, yes, for anyone who for some reason has their natural gut biota wiped out (usually heavy treatments of anti-biotics, but there are other causes). This'd just be a... cosmetic? application. It feels weird to say that.
moonarchia
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Cosmetic poop? This material has Triumph the Comic Dog written all over it.
opiate82
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Yeah, if she wasn't willing to do anything about it, that is okay. But just so you know,nowshe is going to lose a bunch of weight and starting dating a douche just to get back at you, or depress-eat her way to 260...
Itlan
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Well I dumped her like a year and a half ago. She's pretty much the same. She dated some kid to "get over me," and ended up getting dumped by him because apparently she was a total bitch to him. She then told me she still loved me. Now she's all "I'm glad you broke up with me, being single has made me grow so much." Yeah, sideways.
Girls are stupid.
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Zaara
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Approved. If you weren't gunning for the end-game breaking up with a lady because she lets herself go is totally valid.
Anecdote: 'It's my metabolism' = bullshit. That was the excuse of several girls I know that chunked up over the course of a few years and out of college. No, lady. It's the fact that you sat on your ass all day, didn't exercise, still drank 5 nights a week, and were stuffing candy in your face at 3 in the morning. Funny that, too- roommate was a big girl who used to refuse to eat infront of people, but I'd wake up in the morning to find hidden food containers and wrappers in the trash.
Anecdote: 'It's my metabolism' = bullshit. That was the excuse of several girls I know that chunked up over the course of a few years and out of college. No, lady. It's the fact that you sat on your ass all day, didn't exercise, still drank 5 nights a week, and were stuffing candy in your face at 3 in the morning. Funny that, too- roommate was a big girl who used to refuse to eat infront of people, but I'd wake up in the morning to find hidden food containers and wrappers in the trash.
While "its my metabolism" is bs, some people are acting like it doesn't vary greatly between people. I can eat near endless shit and won't gain fat. I exercise often, but I'll also go a week here and there, sometimes longer, without doing so, and my body doesn't start putting on weight. Im also completely unable to ever look like those big muscly guys. I've tried, stuffing my face with any calorie I could get my hands on and lifting a lot, but the best I can get is a muscular but skinny looking swimmerish body. If I cant go one direction, I'm sure others can't go the other direction. An offensive lineman will never be a marathon runner. But the offensive lineman could still look good for his body type.