The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Sutekh

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Antarius_sl said:
I'd like to find a decent girl, I can't. Sometimes, for fun, I like to have sex, so I do that. Not all prostitutes are drug addicted new jersey street walkers despite what you may have learned about the profession from other posters on this forum.
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I'm thinking he's actually talking about your attitude towards the subject, rather than what you like to do.

So boys, I might be getting into this relationship with this chick. There are many warning signs that I'm completely aware of.

CHOOO CHOOO ALL ABOARD THE PAIN TRAIN.
 
Caeden

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I got engaged. She's a keeper. I got nothin for this thread. Since I left the crazy ex a few years back I've had no complaints. A few regrets and some wild times. I'm ready to settle down again.
 
Kirun

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Wizardhawk_sl said:
Wait, you're posting in the TGWBYHT talking about how you want kids and a family in the same post you talk about banging a different chick two to five times a week + threesomes etc. and dumping the chicks who do want to be in a relationship? Please don't have kids any time soon... or ever.
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Antarius, you should definitely take advice from a methed out, Auschwitz victim, who wanted to get into a real-life brawl with a goblin-cock, 300 pound aspie. Definitely..

Big Phoenix_sl said:
Like what the fuck is wrong with you, seriously? Were you born this fucking stupid or did you work at it to get this way? How the fuck do you go from talking about hitting up hookers to wanting to start a family and not being able to find a decent girl in a few sentences?
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Wait, I lied. Instead, you should take said advice from a dude who lives on government handouts and donates plasma for spare cash.
 
Skanda

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Considering his current relationship advice comes from r/TheRedPill I think those two are a step up in the world for him.
 
Sutekh

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So the girl wants me to drive out to see her. What are the chances it's actually a ploy to murder me? I'm thinking like 99/100 she wants to kill me and 1/100 she's actually interested.
 
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i am 51, had a colonoscopy yesterday, worked an 8 hour job today, fucked two different 24 year olds, and made it home by 630
 
Sutekh

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CAN WE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT ME GOD DAMNIT? I'VE BEEN HELPING YOU American InventorS IN HERE FOR 7 YEARS NOW HELP ME.
 
Chanur

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Bro you know what must be done. Even if the chances are 1/100 you will live you are going to have to chase that. Just post the address here so we know where to send the police dogs. We will give you a proper burial with full Rerolled rights including a 21 tranny salute.
 
Sutekh

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Chanur_sl said:
Bro you know what must be done. Even if the chances are 1/100 you will live you are going to have to chase that. Just post the address here so we know where to send the police dogs. We will give you a proper burial with full Rerolled rights including a 21 tranny salute.
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ur right, she's way too hot not to. she's an acrtess n a model n stuff. hse likes video games and comic books to tis fucking nuts. I used to work with her back before I moved.
 
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Sutekh_sl said:
CAN WE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT ME GOD DAMNIT? I'VE BEEN HELPING YOU American InventorS IN HERE FOR 7 YEARS NOW HELP ME.
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I sort of assumed you were joking since the last I heard you were with a girl. Not asking for details, just that I honestly figured you didn't need advice.

Which is my advice. You've given way better advice than 99% of the board in regard to relationships (I'm being serious), so take a step back from the pussy, think what you would say to one of us in the same situation, and then do that.

Given that it is difficult to separate pussy from rational thought (as illustrated by your descent into terrible typing!), do what Chanur said. If she's that fucking hot, you gotta at least try. And since you apparently already knew her, the "likes video games and comic books" might not actually be a trap to murder you like I would have initially assumed. Because I'm not gonna lie, if I saw that on a random dating profile or something, I'd assume either murder or trying to "forget to take the pill" with someone that might actually have a job.
 
Sutekh

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Vvoid_sl said:
I sort of assumed you were joking since the last I heard you were with a girl. Not asking for details, just that I honestly figured you didn't need advice.

Which is my advice. You've given way better advice than 99% of the board in regard to relationships (I'm being serious), so take a step back from the pussy, think what you would say to one of us in the same situation, and then do that.

Given that it is difficult to separate pussy from rational thought (as illustrated by your descent into terrible typing!), do what Chanur said. If she's that fucking hot, you gotta at least try. And since you apparently already knew her, the "likes video games and comic books" might not actually be a trap to murder you like I would have initially assumed. Because I'm not gonna lie, if I saw that on a random dating profile or something, I'd assume either murder or trying to "forget to take the pill" with someone that might actually have a job.
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Yeah I was married for 9 years to my best buiddy. We seperated in Januray of this eyar, so I've been dating aroun and stuff. I moved back to my hometown in NY and have slept with a couple differnet women while here but nothign has come of it. This girl I used to work with back in PA started messaging me and talking to me and things got pretty heavy pretty quickly. We were always close while working. I'd never cheat on anyone though so it was always just a friendship there. She's quite a bit younger than me but I'm nitertested and what's a 6 hour drive right? fuck it. She's got tickets to the front rtow fo the pens game on the 2nd. I think im gonna d it. There will be no forgetting of the puill. I use protection. This man will have no spawn I guarnttee it.

Yeah she's a cool chick, she had a booth at Steel city con this year and dressed up as mario one day too.

Also thank you bro. I try to give out the real shit when it comes to women. I'll fuck with people elsewhere but not with their relatinships.
 
Kirun

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A 6 hour drive? I hope you aren't expecting this to be anything longer term than a "hook-up". Long-distance relationships are a fucking mess and never worth the effort/time.

EDIT: The caveat to that being that you live in an extremely small town, where options are severely limited.
 
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Kirun_sl said:
Antarius, you should definitely take advice from a methed out, Auschwitz victim, who wanted to get into a real-life brawl with a goblin-cock, 300 pound aspie. Definitely..



Wait, I lied. Instead, you should take said advice from a dude who lives on government handouts and donates plasma for spare cash.
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Both options are better than taking advice from a 49ers fan...
 
zombiewizardhawk

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Sutekh_sl said:
Yeah I was married for 9 years to my best buiddy. We seperated in Januray of this eyar, so I've been dating aroun and stuff. I moved back to my hometown in NY and have slept with a couple differnet women while here but nothign has come of it. This girl I used to work with back in PA started messaging me and talking to me and things got pretty heavy pretty quickly. We were always close while working. I'd never cheat on anyone though so it was always just a friendship there. She's quite a bit younger than me but I'm nitertested and what's a 6 hour drive right? fuck it. She's got tickets to the front rtow fo the pens game on the 2nd. I think im gonna d it. There will be no forgetting of the puill. I use protection. This man will have no spawn I guarnttee it.

Yeah she's a cool chick, she had a booth at Steel city con this year and dressed up as mario one day too.

Also thank you bro. I try to give out the real shit when it comes to women. I'll fuck with people elsewhere but not with their relatinships.
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What the fuck, I could've sworn I remembered you saying you were like 19 sometime in the last 2 years...
 
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Sutekh_sl said:
Yeah I was married for 9 years to my best buiddy. We seperated in Januray of this eyar, so I've been dating aroun and stuff. I moved back to my hometown in NY and have slept with a couple differnet women while here but nothign has come of it. This girl I used to work with back in PA started messaging me and talking to me and things got pretty heavy pretty quickly. We were always close while working. I'd never cheat on anyone though so it was always just a friendship there. She's quite a bit younger than me but I'm nitertested and what's a 6 hour drive right? fuck it. She's got tickets to the front rtow fo the pens game on the 2nd. I think im gonna d it. There will be no forgetting of the puill. I use protection. This man will have no spawn I guarnttee it.

Yeah she's a cool chick, she had a booth at Steel city con this year and dressed up as mario one day too.

Also thank you bro. I try to give out the real shit when it comes to women. I'll fuck with people elsewhere but not with their relatinships.
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I say do it man, the worst that happens is you drive 6 hours to see a free Pens game.

@Antarius - Once again, if you really want something worth while to settle down and have kids, stop fucking a different chick every night, stop doing hookers and blow and work on a relationship, not a one night stand. The women who are worthwhile smell guys who wanna fuck and run and rarely give them the time of day. Also, stop being a hypocritical fuck, that may help as well.
 
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