The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Sutekh

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What the fuck, I could've sworn I remembered you saying you were like 19 sometime in the last 2 years...
no I'm 17 sorry.

A 6 hour drive? I hope you aren't expecting this to be anything longer term than a "hook-up". Long-distance relationships are a fucking mess and never worth the effort/time.

EDIT: The caveat to that being that you live in an extremely small town, where options are severely limited.
I don't know, I'm not totally against having a relationship with her. I kind of am not in a rush to jump back into a relationship after being in one for so long, but I'm not going to lie I was stalking this chick's facebook page like a month ago and was like "Yeah I'd date this girl." Then out of the fucking blue she messaged me a week later.
 

Chanur

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Yeah I was married for 9 years to my best buiddy. We seperated in Januray of this eyar, so I've been dating aroun and stuff. I moved back to my hometown in NY and have slept with a couple differnet women while here but nothign has come of it. This girl I used to work with back in PA started messaging me and talking to me and things got pretty heavy pretty quickly. We were always close while working. I'd never cheat on anyone though so it was always just a friendship there. She's quite a bit younger than me but I'm nitertested and what's a 6 hour drive right? fuck it. She's got tickets to the front rtow fo the pens game on the 2nd. I think im gonna d it. There will be no forgetting of the puill. I use protection. This man will have no spawn I guarnttee it.

Yeah she's a cool chick, she had a booth at Steel city con this year and dressed up as mario one day too.

Also thank you bro. I try to give out the real shit when it comes to women. I'll fuck with people elsewhere but not with their relatinships.
Good luck amigo.
 

Caeden

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Can't be any worse than j49's vids. I had to take an HIV test after watching one of those.
 

Khane

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I mean, even if it goes wrong you can hit up a diner for some scrapple (hah) and then stop at a sheetz on the way home. Nothing is a total loss right?
 

Sutekh

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Heh yeah. Funny thing is I lived in Pittsburgh for 10 years. Was friends with the girl. Moved back to Syracuse and she messages me a month later.

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Alex

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What the fuck, I could've sworn I remembered you saying you were like 19 sometime in the last 2 years...
I also thought that. I think we might have to dig back into some of Sut's old posts. Because I think this is conflicting information.
 

Sutekh

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I also thought that. I think we might have to dig back into some of Sut's old posts. Because I think this is conflicting information.
That was the running joke. Everyone thought I was a teenager.

Time to ruin the mysticism. I'm really 6.5.
 

Kirun

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I don't know, I'm not totally against having a relationship with her. I kind of am not in a rush to jump back into a relationship after being in one for so long, but I'm not going to lie I was stalking this chick's facebook page like a month ago and was like "Yeah I'd date this girl." Then out of the fucking blue she messaged me a week later.
Well, how likely is you moving back/her moving to Syracuse? I mean, definitely consider it as a just a fun trip/hangout/bang session, but I just wouldn't get your hopes up for a serious relationship with a girl 6 hours away. Temper your expectations, son.
 

Sutekh

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Well, how likely is you moving back/her moving to Syracuse? I mean, definitely consider it as a just a fun trip/hangout/bang session, but I just wouldn't get your hopes up for a serious relationship with a girl 6 hours away. Temper your expectations, son.
Expectations TEMPERED. Me moving is a very good chance, me moving just to be closer to her, eeehhhhh not so good. I could see myself moving back to Pitt though. I've slacked on completing school because I've got a decent career right now. I've been thinking about going back and completing my degree, previously I was accepted to CMU and was thinking about going back there for the degree. So it's a possibility I guess. I don't think there's much chance of her coming to Syracuse and I wouldn't want her to, the place is a shit hole. The only reason I came back here was to kind of reorganize my life, get my shit in order, and see my family for a while because I do plan on moving somewhere else again.
 

Kirun

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Expectations TEMPERED. Me moving is a very good chance, me moving just to be closer to her, eeehhhhh not so good. I could see myself moving back to Pitt though. I've slacked on completing school because I've got a decent career right now. I've been thinking about going back and completing my degree, previously I was accepted to CMU and was thinking about going back there for the degree. So it's a possibility I guess. I don't think there's much chance of her coming to Syracuse and I wouldn't want her to, the place is a shit hole. The only reason I came back here was to kind of reorganize my life, get my shit in order, and see my family for a while because I do plan on moving somewhere else again.
Why would you want to move back to a place just to finish a degree, especially if you already have a decent thing going in Syracuse? Or is the degree something that would benefit your current career?
 

Sutekh

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Why would you want to move back to a place just to finish a degree, especially if you already have a decent thing going in Syracuse? Or is the degree something that would benefit your current career?
I work from home so my job travels with me where I go, the degree's completely unrelated to my current field but something I always wanted to study. Just want to study the best possible courses I can really, not even sure if I could get a job in the field but it just interests me more than anything.
 

Alex

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That sounds like a bad reason to spend a bunch of money on a degree. Poor investment.
 

Sutekh

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BRO THIS ISN'T ABOUT MY DEGREE. I'd like to get a job in the field, it's a "dream job" type of thing.
 

Kirun

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That sounds like a bad reason to spend a bunch of money on a degree. Poor investment.
And an even worse reason to move back to a particular town.

If Syracuse was such a shithole, why did you move there in the first place?