The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Dumar_sl

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Someone asked for a picture awhile back. Need opinions on the fedora. Isn't it just awesome?

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Sutekh

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Someone asked for a picture awhile back. Need opinions on the fedora. Isn't it just awesome?

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Ditch the hat, definitely shave the beard and get a haircut, start taking care of your skin and having better overall personal hygiene (shower daily, brush your teeth, wash your face at least twice a day morning/night), and start hitting up the gym or doing some cardio/cardio intense hobby like hiking, biking, kayaking, etc.

That should be a good starting point for you to work on. Once that's going we can talk about your dressing habits or lack thereof.
 

Sutekh

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RP told me to lift. You can't see the the results? And I think the Neutrogena is helping.
Not yet, it's important to understand that lifting alone isn't going to get you to where you want to be. You have to change your diet and definitely just cut out soda. Don't think switching to "tea" is going to help you either, Nestea and the other shit on the market is just as bad as soda. Just go straight to water and cut everything out cold turkey.

But you've got to have patience. You probably spent a good 30 years building up that failure of a body, it's going to take a long time to fix it.
 

eXarc

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I actually want to pitch in here with some advice, but he's fucking trolling right? Or is that actually from your OkCupid account? I am so confused right now because I would not expect Sutekh (Sutekh for mod 2015) to take such bait so I feel like I missed something.
 

Asshat wormie

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Whether thats Dumar or not doesnt matter. Pretty sure everyone expects him to look that way so the picture is valid.
 

hodj

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Good point. Dat beard doh. Kills me everytime. How the fuck do you get that beard that way without gluing it back on after shaving it off?
 

Jackie Treehorn

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Been avoiding this thread with the recent Redpill nonsense, but:

Aforementioned woman and I are giving dating another shot. We've spent two nights together since last week. Case closed.

The best part is I reeled her back in by treating her well and being supportive of some recent problems she's had. Whoa, that's not Redpill.
 

Famm

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It is if she's just ready to settle down and sees you as the nice guy who she's decided to stop on.
 

Kirun

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That derail was retarded, but I always love when aspie Hodj comes flying into threads like he's an authority figure on all things relating to humans. "I HAVE A BS IN ANTHROPOLOGY! BOW!!! BOW I SAY!!". I think my sister could probably pass anthro and she's a blonde.
 

ZyyzYzzy

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That derail was retarded, but I always love when aspie Hodj comes flying into threads like he's an authority figure on all things relating to humans. "I HAVE A BS IN ANTHROPOLOGY! BOW!!! BOW I SAY!!". I think my sister could probably pass anthro and she's a blonde.
Well hodj is a southerner, so don't be so disrespectful to your sister.
 

Jackie Treehorn

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It is if she's just ready to settle down and sees you as the nice guy who she's decided to stop on.
We're both in our 30's, neither ever been married.

Two weeks ago I had sex with a woman in Berkeley off of Tinder, and I got a blowjob from another in Hayward. That was my first whole week in California. It wasn't at all fulfilling. I don't know how a "nice guy" is defined or if I fit the definition.

I would rather find someone to marry than fuck around constantly at this point in my life. This just in: Not every woman in existence has been fucking guys for 20-25 years before miraculously finding "TEH BETA PROVIDER!" The funny thing is, this woman, not that we're getting married or even that we'll end up in a long term relationship...makes way more fucking money than me and outright owns a house worth more than I'll likely ever hope to afford.

I've posted pics of myself here before, I'm a muscular dude with an outward angry, masculine look. I don't put off "beta" vibes, whatever the fuck that nonsense is supposed to mean.
 

Famm

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The funny thing is, this woman, not that we're getting married or even that we'll end up in a long term relationship...makes way more fucking money than me and outright owns a house worth more than I'll likely ever hope to afford.
Well, don't sign any pre-nups!
 

hodj

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That derail was retarded, but I always love when aspie Hodj comes flying into threads like he's an authority figure on all things relating to humans. "I HAVE A BS IN ANTHROPOLOGY! BOW!!! BOW I SAY!!". I think my sister could probably pass anthro and she's a blonde.
Anyone can get any degree they actually care about, whats your point?

dumar was the one who started the derail, I simply helped elucidate why evo psych is pseudo science and woo.

But the BS anthro requires actual effort, half my classes, sixty credit hours, were math and science. Thats how I have completed almost all the requirements for the dual bs/ba in bio chem at the same time.

I doubt you could pack down three hard science degrees simultaneously like I have, or you would have. Whats your educational background? Do you have one? Let me point out when I graduated this past year, over 2000 people walked with me. I was the only one with a BS in anthro.

I would rather find someone to marry than fuck around constantly at this point in my life.
Thats exactly where you need to be at this point. Keep doing that, and youll be fine. Ignore dumar.

Well hodj is a southerner, so don't be so disrespectful to your sister.
To people in the north, were south. To people in the south where im at right now doing work, were north.

Its very confusing.