The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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I was snipped a while back. These things reverse themselves sometimes, not often but it happens. The wife and I both agreed that if she immaculately gets pregnant we would get a paternity test with 0 hard feelings just so we can both go forward knowing it is mine.
 

Mist

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I was snipped a while back. These things reverse themselves sometimes, not often but it happens. The wife and I both agreed that if she immaculately gets pregnant we would get a paternity test with 0 hard feelings just so we can both go forward knowing it is mine.
Abort it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
 

Chanur

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I know two people that have had their wives cheat. One found out while his wife was pregnant with their first kid. He left her almost immediately. She had twins and he immediately requested paternity tests. Kids were not his he walked away a free man.

The second had been having some marriage trouble but didn't realize how bad . It was just a couple times and I use that loosely (I would have bailed). He left for a while but they had two kids and she's an amazing mom. He decided he wanted to make it work so he could stay in their lives and as mad as he was he still loved her. It was shitty a while but they are happier than they ever have been.
 

Furious

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Just curious how many of the "pro-divorce and paternity test people" are married with kids?
Married 10 years. 3 kids that are my life.

If my wife cheated she would be homeless and I would get a paternity test and a hiv test.

If I found out the kids were not mine it would not change my love for them, i'm there dad, period.

It would put my mind at ease and let my ex wife know till her grave that I am an awesome human and she is not.
 

Palum

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Yea at 2.5 the kids are basically like small dogs so I could go either way, but it's more about the wife than the kids IMO.

When someone does something 'bad', you need to know the effects so you can deal with it. IE, if they accidentally shoot someone, they need to know was it superficial/severe/lethal etc. She pulled the trigger, you have to find out what the result was for your peace of mind.
 

Nester

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If getting caught does not wake her up, the request for the paternity test sure will.

Acutally, do you even need to tell her? hmmm options.
 

Khane

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Acutally, do you even need to tell her? hmmm options.
I can't imagine taking your 2 and a half year old child in for genetic testing without telling your wife (the child's mother) would be looked on favorably in the courts.
 

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On the other hand, I actually doubt that she has to consent or even be aware.

They'd need permission of a guardian not both guardians.

It would only fuck you if the test comes back "U da daddy". If you weren't, it would just look like you finally figured it out. But you would indeed look like a miserable prick if it was your kid after all.
 

Cad

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I can't imagine taking your 2 and a half year old child in for genetic testing without telling your wife (the child's mother) would be looked on favorably in the courts.
You don't take anyone "in" for testing you just do a cheek swab. It's not like they extract spinal fluid to do DNA tests you know.
 

Khane

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You don't take anyone "in" for testing you just do a cheek swab. It's not like they extract spinal fluid to do DNA tests you know.
Well yea but is it a big deal doing it without permission from the child's mother? I mean I don't know, seems like it could be perfectly fine or it could be ammunition. What's your lawful recommendation?!
 

Hoss

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I don't see how it's a problem as long as you still have all your parental rights intact. The only time you need mom's permission would be if you don't have ... well fuck i forgot what it's called. I wanna say primary custody or something like that.

Plus, if it comes back as your child, how will it bite you? Who's gunna know?
 

Cad

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Well yea but is it a big deal doing it without permission from the child's mother? I mean I don't know, seems like it could be perfectly fine or it could be ammunition. What's your lawful recommendation?!
Not a big deal at all. The results could be discoverable but the fact that you did the test doesn't mean anything except that you don't trust her, which... yea. Can't picture why that would be...
 

Soygen

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We can extract directly from you scrotum - Mist and you are guaranteed a spot in the genetic pool of the future after all!
I'd like to volunteer to perform the extractionandinsertion.