The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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The Ancient_sl

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Most guys who are into ass play tend to be closet homos.

I can play this game too!

I think I get the comparison though, I'm uncomfortable with the idea of licking someone's feces therefore I've had buttsecks. It's quite clever.
 
Kirun

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The Ancient_sl said:
Most guys who are into ass play tend to be closet homos.

I can play this game too!
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Keep projecting bro. Just because you like to stick your dick in a chicks ass, doesn't make you gay. I know you're afraid it will, but it'll be fine man.
 
Drinsic

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I don't have an issue with fucking girls in the ass, but I don't prefer it and absolutely nothing about putting my tongue on some broad's asshole sounds enticing, regardless of skank status.
 
Soygen

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If you don't do rimjobs, you're probably not very sexually experienced. Fact is, sex gets boring if you don't keep trying new things. You can either lick an asshole or go furry. It's way too hot and humid in Florida for furry.
 
Drinsic

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If you're not getting pity-blowjobs from trannies on Craigslist you're probably not very sexually experienced.
 
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The Ancient_sl

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It's gotten to the point where I can't come unless I'm ass-ramming a man being castrated live in front of me and fed his own testes. All other forms of sex are too boring to me.
 
Convo

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The way I grade my level of attraction to a girl is all based on if I would eat her butt or not? Maybe even spit in it?!
 
Cutlery

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Soygen_sl said:
If you don't do rimjobs, you're probably not very sexually experienced. Fact is, sex gets boring if you don't keep trying new things. You can either lick an asshole or go furry. It's way too hot and humid in Florida for furry.
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This is more or less what it comes down to.

When you're in high school, just playing with some tits is fun. And for your first GF, fucking all over the house is probably more amusement than you need. When you start dating different chicks every month, that's enough variety to keep you happy. But once you've been doing that for a few years, that's when the lubes and toys and cuffs and other shit comes out. It's a natural progression. You don't just start watching the hardcore anal porn. You find some old playboys in your dad's closet, and it goes from there.
 
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Badabidi_sl

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The Ancient_sl said:
It's gotten to the point where I can't come unless I'm ass-ramming a man being castrated live in front of me and fed his own testes. All other forms of sex are too boring to me.
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Pretty sure it was brought up earlier but you know where a woman pisses from, right? And yep, you're looking like you may be sexually confused. You should try a tranny like Antarius did.
 
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Oh, almost forgot, maybe the girl has Hep C.

It's only blood to blood contact, so unless you like fucking during her period, you're probably ok, but if you had unprotected anal sex, maybe that's what she was worried about.
 
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