The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Lemeran

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You're going to come down with a bad case of the herps, sorry for your loss. Why she would do that I have no idea...
 
Heylel

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First onset herpes infection can feel a whole lot like the flu. You also spent a lot of time down there with your tongue. Go get tested, full battery.
 
Aamry

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I don't like the one where they scrape the inside of your peehole with what feels like sandpaper.
 
Adebisi

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Zehn - Vhex_sl said:
Wife got a job teaching ESL. Let's me be a stay at home dad for a year or two while she works which is nice. Only real downside is Oman is 5000 miles from anywhere people want to build shit so I can't really play DOTA2 or anything like that. Plus most of the women out here, even if you get them to uncover themselves, are just plain nasty. A couple hundred generations of inbreeding will do that I suppose.

I don't mind paying 4 dollars for 2 pounds worth of beef tenderloin though.
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Stay at home dad. Wife at work.

Now where I have heard this story before ....
 
Springbok

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YIMMY_sl said:
Well I have a story for this thread. May not be the best one but since I'm stuck in bed dying from the flu I might as well waste more time.

To start off, my friend and I don't get laid too often which isn't about looks, it's just about work, timing, friends with quiet girlfriends etc.., so when the opportunity strikes, you go for it.

Anyway, fast forward and my roommate/friend meets a very good looking girl off of OKC and to my surprise, bang the first night. I am happy for him and am praying that she may have some slutty friends as well.

Fast forward again...Last weekend. I meet my roommate at a bar for some food and the girl is there who says her sister is in town and has to pick her up later. Asks what were doing later but it was thursday and it was getting late so we say we will hang out Saturday (Yippee).
Well saturday rolls around and we all get drunk and have a grand old time, laughs to be had, flirting to be had and an attractive girl with a gross boston accent to be had. We hit it off right away and by the end of the night she is saying stuff like "I hope your cock is big", "damn I can't wait" and all this stuff where I get even more excited.

We get back to her sisters place where she is sleeping on a huge aero bed and we start going at it immediately. Since I am deprived for a few months and she is in good shape and cute she says she likes when guys go down on her so I'm down there for about 20 minutes and couldn't care less. She said she likes anal so I'm down there lubing it up with my mouth and bam we do anal it's a night to remember boys.

Here is the weird part...
When we are done she asked if I had a condom on to which I said yes (I did). She says "Thank god". I don't make anything of it. She looks around for it and asked again, "Are you sure you had one on?!" "Yes, I did I threw it somewhere". At this point she is furiously looking for it and starts saying promise me you did. Holy fuck yes, why does it even matter? "Because I have something, It's not HIV or anything" I shake my head and fall asleep on her snoring stomach. Jesus.
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You gonna see her again?
 
Famm

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You licked a ONS girl's pussy AND asshole and then she told you she "has something"? Lol @ u

Maybe its just genital warts, I'm sure you won't have them all over your mouth and face or anything. Probably no need to Google image search that.
 
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Haha Jesus dude. Go down on a skank the first night? Brilliant. Good luck with mouth herp everywhere.

To unnecessarily vague tech guy: ask her, if your situations were reversed, would she move for you? That should put it out there pretty quick without worrying about the arbitrary I love you. You can judge the response yourself.
 
TheBeagle

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Dabamf_sl said:
Haha Jesus dude. Go down on a skank the first night? Brilliant. Good luck with mouth herp everywhere.

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You do realize that mouth herps are HSV1, dick herps are HSV2 and transmission rates for HSV1 to genitals and HSV2 to mouth are low and uncommon right? The real threat is if she was in the actual shedding stage in her sweet poontang and he went from fingering her to playing with his cock with the same hand before putting the rubber on. Lol, great story though. #feelsbadman
 
Soygen

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I like the reasoning for going down on her, "she was in good shape and cute". No need to explain, man.

Was her asshole at least completely hair-free? That's key. Gotta' have the Brazilian.
 
kegkilla

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YIMMY_sl said:
Well I have a story for this thread. May not be the best one but since I'm stuck in bed dying from the flu I might as well waste more time.

To start off, my friend and I don't get laid too often which isn't about looks, it's just about work, timing, friends with quiet girlfriends etc.., so when the opportunity strikes, you go for it.

Anyway, fast forward and my roommate/friend meets a very good looking girl off of OKC and to my surprise, bang the first night. I am happy for him and am praying that she may have some slutty friends as well.

Fast forward again...Last weekend. I meet my roommate at a bar for some food and the girl is there who says her sister is in town and has to pick her up later. Asks what were doing later but it was thursday and it was getting late so we say we will hang out Saturday (Yippee).
Well saturday rolls around and we all get drunk and have a grand old time, laughs to be had, flirting to be had and an attractive girl with a gross boston accent to be had. We hit it off right away and by the end of the night she is saying stuff like "I hope your cock is big", "damn I can't wait" and all this stuff where I get even more excited.

We get back to her sisters place where she is sleeping on a huge aero bed and we start going at it immediately. Since I am deprived for a few months and she is in good shape and cute she says she likes when guys go down on her so I'm down there for about 20 minutes and couldn't care less. She said she likes anal so I'm down there lubing it up with my mouth and bam we do anal it's a night to remember boys.

Here is the weird part...
When we are done she asked if I had a condom on to which I said yes (I did). She says "Thank god". I don't make anything of it. She looks around for it and asked again, "Are you sure you had one on?!" "Yes, I did I threw it somewhere". At this point she is furiously looking for it and starts saying promise me you did. Holy fuck yes, why does it even matter? "Because I have something, It's not HIV or anything" I shake my head and fall asleep on her snoring stomach. Jesus.
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wait... are you saying you ate this skank's ass?
 
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