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The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
moonarchia
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I'm pretty sure that sticking your tongue up a girl's ass says more about you than about the girl you are with. I highly doubt this girl specifically asked him to lick her ass. It sounds more like he volunteered to do it as a means of getting her lubed up... as opposed to just using actual lube, or asking her to get your dick wet.
I have only been with 1 girl that genuinely enjoyed anal. She also didn't mind if I went in relatively dry.
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And what does fisting skanks in the walmart parking lot say about a person?
From my perspective as someone who will give it, analingus has nothing to do with shit. There's the taboo factor, which makes it exciting. And generally, if you do it well, analingus will lead to anal because it relaxes the area. Obviously it should be done only after recently bathing.
From my perspective as someone who will give it, analingus has nothing to do with shit. There's the taboo factor, which makes it exciting. And generally, if you do it well, analingus will lead to anal because it relaxes the area. Obviously it should be done only after recently bathing.
Where did I say I disapproved of his behavior?
I personally don't like to lick ass... I also don't like to have anything up my own ass, but my guess is he's probably alright. I find it REALLY REALLY strange that the girl told him she "had something" as opposed to actually telling him specifically like herpes, or HIV. If you go get yourself checked out, and you have no symptoms, nor wait at least a month, you're mostly just wasting your time, they're just going to tell you to come back after a month anyways (and once again after 3-4 months for HIV).
Most everything else is curable, except HPV, but you're pretty much guaranteed/doomed to get it or have it already if you're sexually active. So yea, I just think it was weird what the girl said, but then again maybe she just said that because she wants you to go get tested because she normally doesn't sleep with guys on the first night and she wants to hear your own test results back instead of getting tested herself... sounds like something a girl would do.
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Don't get me wrong I wouldn't have done it if it wasn't super clean. I did the visual inspection first. For a person who kind of feels as if the whole anal thing is taboo, I was happy enough to lube it with my tongue if she was ready to receive it. What a babe. Oh and she never responded to my text. I WAS USED.
TheBeagle
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Thank god famm and keg didnt let that slide. For a second I was like really???? No one else noticed that????
Kirun
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