The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Aychamo BanBan

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Just back from Comedy Club (The Cellar in NYC). She took Norco, Xanax, and Phenergan (50mg - that now makes 200mg she took today - insanity, for anyone who doesn't know, a normal dose of phenergan is 25mg, which puts most people out for half a day. She's taken 8 times that dose and has't slept yet. Its insane.) and she's wide awake. She insisted on wearing "Loubouton" (or whatever the fuck) heels which makes her stand on her toes so it took her forever to catch up while I was getting us taxis. Brought her to a badass cocktail bar afterwards (Pouring Ribbons) but her "undiagnosed GI issues" flared up and now we are back in the hotel.
 
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Louboutin heels? Well she's got money or likes to spend what she doesn't have on high class shoes.

More important: does she suck your cock? Is it good? Does she take in the pooper and likes it?
 
Aychamo BanBan

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She's currently using her "undiagnosed stomach condition" to not go drink. We're in fucking NYC and we are going to sit in a hotel at 11:00pm. I got an hour long treatise today on why she longs "bramma" (or some shit) bags better than Coach bags. And this fucking idiot insisted on wearing the heels again today that she already discovered she can't walk in, and after the show tonight she wanted to come back here (to the hotel) to change, because she can't walk in the heels. Then why the fuck wear them? What a fucking idiot to wear shoes you know you can't walk in, while in NYC!!! This is a WALKING CITY. Oh my god. It's amazing what a self-absorbed boring fuck she is. Two more nights, then I'll never have too see her again. On a side note, multiple people stopped us to tell her how great she looked tonight. I can post pics soon (will blur our faces). I dressed like a fucking bum. And she didn't wear panties so I kinda played with her pussy a little during the musical. LMAO. This is such a disaster.
 
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Tell her cum is a natural remedy for undiagnosed stomach problem. Best if it goes in from both ends to be sure of maximum effect.
 
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Aychamo BanBan

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I fucking hate this bitch. I'm giving her count downs till the car gets here to bring us to the airport and she's still putting on makeup and hasn't packed her bags yet. WHO THE FUCK CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE WHEN YOU FLY ON AN AIRPLANE. Oh my god I'm literally going to leave her fucking ass here in NYC.
 
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I fucking hate this bitch. I'm giving her count downs till the car gets here to bring us to the airport and she's still putting on makeup and hasn't packed her bags yet. WHO THE FUCK CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE WHEN YOU FLY ON AN AIRPLANE. Oh my god I'm literally going to leave her fucking ass here in NYC.
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Ridas

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No pussy is worth this shit. I would have strangled her already.
 
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Aychamo BanBan

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In hotel room 2 days ago. She's so convinced that she's just the answer to the worlds prayers, her "effort" is to put on lingerie and just sit there. She let me do whatever I initiated, but otherwise just sat there like she's some prize. The break off went easy. When we landed and got back to my place, she intended on staying another night so she could pickup her dog in the morning at the vet. I told her I didn't feel well and wanted to see my daughter, and that I thought she could just stay at her moms house (50 miles away). It got really awkward, but she left without a fuss and it's over. And I didn't get axe murdered.

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LulzSect

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Pretty sure that chick did a few rails off my dick in the bathroom. Guess you were the chump she left at the bar. (YikeS)

Hope you didn't kiss her bro!
 
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