The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Johnny53

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Holy shit! Johnny, I take it back, you're not trolling. But then again, I still don't believe your "fell in love with a hooker" story. It was more like a "I fell in love with tight pussy" story. The difference being, if you actually loved her, and not her pussy, you'd have gotten her into rehab. But still, this has been epic.

And Keg: Do one for the team!

And for the others who have posted in this thread: Thanks for making me feel better about living with my mother and watching porn to satisfy my carnal urges!
there is nothing more i can do for her.....if you followed the events....i found out friday that shes now smoking crack, saturday morning she texted me, to come see her, she didn't even now is was the weekend, i called her and told her no, then her bf who is also named john started texting me, thats when i blew the whole thing
up....there is no going back
 

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Jesus dude you sound exactly like the rest of those crazy demented fucks on that board. Kill yourself now and stop wasting the precious oxygen on this planet.
Beware of scammer on 19th ave Peoria / Dunlap

Was heading home from work around 2:30 am this morning.

Headed northbound on 19th ave, right in the area between Dunlap and Peoria.

Saw a nice looking WSW standing outside the Uhaul lot, so I decided to hit a U turn and see what was up.

She had to be somewhere between 21-27. Blondish brown hair. Very nice body. About 5'7. She wasn't too skinny. Just a nice, solid, curvy body. I thought it was my lucky night.

When I picked her up, I felt a slightly cautious vibe. She had a flashlight that she flickered on and off right after hopping into my car. She mumbled something like "this is my little flash light". Normally, I'd pick up on little stuff like that, but the baby batter had my head spinning. On top of that, this girl was hot. Very clean looking, considering the area I picked her up in. She reminded me of a porn star who went by the name of "Leenuh Raye" Very similar face and build.

Right as we started negotiating, she told me she needed minutes on her phone and wanted to know if I could help her out. I told her I had. 50 for FS and she said "that's perfect". I should've known right then that something was up. Based on her looks and body, she should've demanded a lot more.

As we're cruising down 19th, she asked me if we could stop at the QT and buy a phone card. I told her I wasn't cool with that and would rather wait until after we handled our business first. Stating that I would bring her back once we were done. She agreed and we continued looking for a spot. That's when she told me she had a spot already. We turned back into the neighborhood behind the QT and she guided me to our destination. And again, she flickered her flash light (interesting red and blue flash) right as I was making a left back into the neighborhood. Her "spot" was a abandoned house located in a culdesac. She told me we could just park in front and "do our thing". I pulled up to the house, turned off my lights, parked, and she started fumbling with her clothes as if she was getting undressed. It threw me off because I thought we were about to do the deed right then and there, so I pulled out the. 50 and handed it to her. BIG MISTAKE. Right then, she started acting like the car was to "restricted" and that we should just go inside the house because we'd have more space. Like I said, it was late, and I was blinded by lust. We both get out the car and head into the backyard of the house. She was fumbling around as if she was trying to see if anybody was already there. During this time, I was on the side of the house, about 10 ft behind her. She told me to stand back until she could tell if the coast was clear. And boy was it about to get clear.

She moved very carefully up the side of the house until she reached the backyard. She peeped her head around the corner and did some strange little whistle. I started going into alert mode because I heard something other than her rustling around back there. That's when she came back from behind the house and told me to meet her (she was standing about 15-20 feet away from me at that point) at the front door. She was going to "go through the back and let me in the front door". Right then and there, I knew I had been played. I still waited about 10 mins out front by my car, but the girl vanished without a trace. As I was pulling out, I noticed there was an alley way behind the house. It was like a maze back there. No way I could've found her. She was long gone by that point.

50 down the drain. Be on the lookout, fellas. One other thing I forgot to mention about her. She has a tattoo on the left side of her neck.

It was a pretty good scam, I guess LOL. If you watch a lot of football, the set up felt like a "delayed hand off". You can catch the defense off guard with that play from time to time. The way she started pretending like she was taking her clothes off when we first pulled up was key. She caught me off guard with that one
 

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I'll throw down $100 cash money for whoever bangs this girl and posts proof. That's $300 already - gogogogo.
 

Johnny53

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Jesus dude you sound exactly like the rest of those crazy demented fucks on that board. Kill yourself now and stop wasting the precious oxygen on this planet.
Beware of scammer on 19th ave Peoria / Dunlap

Was heading home from work around 2:30 am this morning.

Headed northbound on 19th ave, right in the area between Dunlap and Peoria.

Saw a nice looking WSW standing outside the Uhaul lot, so I decided to hit a U turn and see what was up.

She had to be somewhere between 21-27. Blondish brown hair. Very nice body. About 5'7. She wasn't too skinny. Just a nice, solid, curvy body. I thought it was my lucky night.

When I picked her up, I felt a slightly cautious vibe. She had a flashlight that she flickered on and off right after hopping into my car. She mumbled something like "this is my little flash light". Normally, I'd pick up on little stuff like that, but the baby batter had my head spinning. On top of that, this girl was hot. Very clean looking, considering the area I picked her up in. She reminded me of a porn star who went by the name of "Leenuh Raye" Very similar face and build.

Right as we started negotiating, she told me she needed minutes on her phone and wanted to know if I could help her out. I told her I had. 50 for FS and she said "that's perfect". I should've known right then that something was up. Based on her looks and body, she should've demanded a lot more.

As we're cruising down 19th, she asked me if we could stop at the QT and buy a phone card. I told her I wasn't cool with that and would rather wait until after we handled our business first. Stating that I would bring her back once we were done. She agreed and we continued looking for a spot. That's when she told me she had a spot already. We turned back into the neighborhood behind the QT and she guided me to our destination. And again, she flickered her flash light (interesting red and blue flash) right as I was making a left back into the neighborhood. Her "spot" was a abandoned house located in a culdesac. She told me we could just park in front and "do our thing". I pulled up to the house, turned off my lights, parked, and she started fumbling with her clothes as if she was getting undressed. It threw me off because I thought we were about to do the deed right then and there, so I pulled out the. 50 and handed it to her. BIG MISTAKE. Right then, she started acting like the car was to "restricted" and that we should just go inside the house because we'd have more space. Like I said, it was late, and I was blinded by lust. We both get out the car and head into the backyard of the house. She was fumbling around as if she was trying to see if anybody was already there. During this time, I was on the side of the house, about 10 ft behind her. She told me to stand back until she could tell if the coast was clear. And boy was it about to get clear.

She moved very carefully up the side of the house until she reached the backyard. She peeped her head around the corner and did some strange little whistle. I started going into alert mode because I heard something other than her rustling around back there. That's when she came back from behind the house and told me to meet her (she was standing about 15-20 feet away from me at that point) at the front door. She was going to "go through the back and let me in the front door". Right then and there, I knew I had been played. I still waited about 10 mins out front by my car, but the girl vanished without a trace. As I was pulling out, I noticed there was an alley way behind the house. It was like a maze back there. No way I could've found her. She was long gone by that point.

50 down the drain. Be on the lookout, fellas. One other thing I forgot to mention about her. She has a tattoo on the left side of her neck.

It was a pretty good scam, I guess LOL. If you watch a lot of football, the set up felt like a "delayed hand off". You can catch the defense off guard with that play from time to time. The way she started pretending like she was taking her clothes off when we first pulled up was key. She caught me off guard with that one
a lot of anger in you...i sense
 

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what you would see if you did.......
Losing.. boner... fuck....

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Phazael

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There is the possibility that this is still a troll and Johnny is in fact just some dude pimping her, if not the actual girl herself, drumming up business, but I think this whole story is legit. So many stupid loser fucks in Jersey, its hard not to believe this could happen.....
 

Johnny53

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There is the possibility that this is still a troll and Johnny is in fact just some dude pimping her, if not the actual girl herself, drumming up business, but I think this whole story is legit. So many stupid loser fucks in Jersey, its hard not to believe this could happen.....
then explain the pics of my wife...dope
 

kegkilla

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Johnny does her boyfriend own a gun? I'm assuming no since he would have sold it for drug money by now.
 

Johnny53

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Johnny does her boyfriend own a gun? I'm assuming no since he would have sold it for drug money by now.
extremely doubtful, remember, after i helped her move there things from the tent city to their apartment ( 562 walnut ave. goggle map it/street view)
i gave them a sofa bed, tv, toaster oven, dresser, they have nothing
 

Phazael

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then explain the pics of my wife...dope
Yeah, because its so hard to dig up pictures of some porker on the intertubes and put black boxes over the eyes....

Plus the second picture you submitted of the whore was directly off of her hooker page. The internet makes everyone skeptical and jaded very quickly. And being called a dope by someone who got pussywhipped by a whore he paid to cheat on his wife with really carries a lot of weight with me, as you might imagine......
 

Phazael

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Johnny, ol' dead-eyes is looking rough in that new avatar.
Yeah apparently Meth makes your forehead grow seven sizes. Plus she has that whole sharpie on eyebrows thing going on there. Nice skeletor neck, too.
 

Johnny53

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Yeah, because its so hard to dig up pictures of some porker on the intertubes and put black boxes over the eyes....

Plus the second picture you submitted of the whore was directly off of her hooker page. The internet makes everyone skeptical and jaded very quickly. And being called a dope by someone who got pussywhipped by a whore he paid to cheat on his wife with really carries a lot of weight with me, as you might imagine......
that i originally posted on usasexguide and was used by another member to help her start her bp ad....all those shots were taken in my truck
 

kegkilla

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are there any motels nearby I could bang this skank at? what will she charge for a rimjob?