The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

ya man, if you had to hit 'restart' or 'off' on the human race and your only oocyte came from shelly, 8 out of 10 dentists would recommend 'off' 100% of the time.

aychamo_aycono_sl said:

10 isn't too bad. Where did you find one in New Orleans? A hooker or at some club?

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casino bro

Oh I wasn't referring to looks, shelly would annihilate that category compared to anyone, but more of the craziness that came with it. Galiem had time to grow, we might only be witnessing the tip of the iceberg with Johnny. More may come!

Back on topic! Just found out today that my wife of 5 years is cheating on me yet AGAIN.

Heres the story: We met at a restaraunt we both worked at when i was 16 years old, we just hit it off super good right away. We did it the right way too, became friends, best friends, girlfriend/boyfriend, moved in together, got married, had 2 planned kids my boy friend, daughter second 2 years apart from eachother, PERFECTO.

Anyways, about 3 years ago she cheated on me with a guy whom she had worked with, got pregnant, and lost the child. We ended up getting back together, mistake on my part. I trusted her, the fact she was drinking all night, i blamed the booze on what happend. So anyways she kept telling me how sorry she was crying about it etc etc. 2 years later i lose my job and she ends up moving in with her friend which i agreed with, we were losing out place we needed to get out. Quick story on her friend, i was accused of breaking into her house and she had assaulted me after WALKING into my house without consent and said sorry later you were the wrong guy.

So now shes all crazy anytime we talk on the phone i'm just excited to get to hear the kids over the phone. Can't see them because I LEFT MY TRUCK...MY TRUCK with her so she could commute the kids over to me without hastle. Can't go over there because anytime i tell her i need some cloths that are in my truck im threatned that the police will be called if i get near the house. I'm currently living at my moms, start my new job in the morning, while she doesn't work and is a bum at her friends house. So i decided to log onto her facebook to get a number from a friend that had messaged her in her box. Low and behold shes been fucking some guy she had met at a bar. But when she isn't crazy on the phone she trys to talk to me like ohh i can't wait untill you start work so we can have our own place again and just be a family again. FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. Sorry, writing this while way stressed out. Feel like i'm not even sure what to do=( I'm worried that she will eventually become homeless because of the positions she puts herself in. But i just can't do it anymore, i dunno.

aychamo_aycono_sl said:

Went to bar with wife and several other friends. Her brother's best friend and his wife were there. She's pretty fucking hot. Her and I ended up talking together for a few hours, wife got jealous. Kind of flirted a bit, as her husband left and she actually stayed only to talk to me, and when he was saying goodbye she acted annoyed at him and was glad when he left. Weird! Boy I wish we were all a little more honest about things, and that she would have just let me drop her pants, give her a good fucking, and then be on my way!

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That's the only time you really feel 110% alive, chasing some strange pussy. It's like fucking heroin though, the more you do it, the less it means. k- selection to r-selection in action...

WTF its $100 bucks, just pay for the shit. Hell you can just get her to do some pics with magic marker to write rerolled on her and shit and probably get out cheap if you don't want to actually bang the nasty hepatitis ridden whore.

Grand Inquisitor Kegkilla_sl said:

johnny you should pay for me to bang the hooker, that way you can still be supporting her but not have the guilt of fucking up your family or developing feelings for a hooker. also i will post the story and give her a review. everyone wins.

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u serious? I don't see you 'banging the hooker' in real life for internet lulz

Grand Inquisitor Kegkilla_sl said:

i'm sure it's gonna cost me more than $100, especially considering the damage i'm gonna do to that disease ridden snatch. gonna hiroshima that shit.

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Jesus Christ i'm in for a 100 if you can pull it off, but I don't think you got those kind of balls bro

Grand Inquisitor Kegkilla_sl said:

it's really not that big of a deal. only thing i have to worry about is its fucking Camden... gonna have to do this during the day.

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you don't even lift bro, i'm disappoint

TheBeagle_sl said:

you don't even lift bro, i'm disappoint

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Have you seen Camden?

Cigano_sl said:

A post.

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Step 1: Bang her friend
Step 2: Keep your job
Step 3: Get your kids
Step 4: Cut all contact off with wife
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit

Famm_sl said:

Have you seen Camden?

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It's basically like Detroit isn't it?

Famm_sl said:

Have you seen Camden?

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I didn't fucking start the conversation...

especially considering the damage i'm gonna do to that disease ridden snatch. gonna hiroshima that shit.

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