The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Famm

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I've been to both and I think Camden is easily more frightening. Detroit seems more like a wasteland, Camden is actually a populated ghetto area.
 
Shano

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@Keg: Make sure you got your antibiotics handy before you do it. I hear the herpes syphilitis is quite brutal.
 
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Keg, if you front the cost, I guarantee if you deliver the goods and post a PayPal account you will make back way more than you spend. And by guarantee I mean everyone else will pay because I have negative $6000, but you get the point.

Anyone else a filthy jerseyan?

Everyone tryin to tell other stories: this story is just getting good. No one switches books right at the climax. Repost in a few days/weeks
 
Aaron

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Holy shit! Johnny, I take it back, you're not trolling. But then again, I still don't believe your "fell in love with a hooker" story. It was more like a "I fell in love with tight pussy" story. The difference being, if you actually loved her, and not her pussy, you'd have gotten her into rehab. But still, this has been epic.

And Keg: Do one for the team!

And for the others who have posted in this thread: Thanks for making me feel better about living with my mother and watching porn to satisfy my carnal urges!
 
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Dabamf_sl said:
Anyone else a filthy jerseyan?
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Don't miss the train!!!
 
Big Phoenix

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Tight pussy? How tight is $100 meth/crackhead pussy?

I can not get over how fucked up sexguideusa is. For fucks sake that site is full of nothing but truly depraved and sick people.
 
Daezuel

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Wtf, lets not pussy foot around here. Keg we're going to need you to live stream this shit for the entire site. We'll have a donation drive when it's live, the site can get rid of this faggoty hidden section with the profits!
 
Famm

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Chances Johnny is stopping by to get her breakfast this morning and "warning" her about this?
 
Big Phoenix

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fucking lol, stupid fucks bragging about who got to do anal first with a hooker

Backdoor action and Fatima are a NO go. Unless your me, and I have the pics to prove it. I wasn't ever going to boast but she told me to go ahead and do it. By the way don't ask her for Greek or Canadien because the answer is NO. Why me you ask? Don't know, guess she just likes me. And I like her beautiful backside. Don't be a deuche bag and ask her to try because again the answer will be NO. Sorry Dxter, looks like I beat you to it. Only she will return my call unlike yourself and Halo. See she told me I could post this a long time ago, but I really didn't see the need until just now.
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Hate to disappoint you, MichDI. But you actually didn't beat me to it. I wasn't first, however. Far from it. As I suspected that kind of action has always been on the menu. If a person was willing to step up and pay the lady a reasonable sum. I don't boast of my activities anymore. I have nothing to prove to you or anyone else.

Be Cool, Bubs,

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Go fucking kill yourself johnny
 
Blazin

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Grand Inquisitor Kegkilla_sl said:
what is "Greek" and "Canadian"
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Greek is anal not sure what canadian is



edit... from urban dictionary


1. Canadian Sex 42 up, 55 down
Starting with oral sex (French) but then part way through getting uncomfortable, stopping, and then putting on your pajamas and going to sleep in separate beds (British).
Gordon: "Did you end up bangin' that chick from Kelowna at camp?"
Dave: No, man, we just had Canadian sex: I was just about to blow my load when she asked me to go down on her. I tried to, man, but when I looked at that thing, I wasn't getting any nearer. I just said I was feeling sick, and I went to lie down on the couch."
 
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