Johnny53
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The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread
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Sounds like Johnny is a live on the edge thrill seeker, fearless to permanent damage he might do to himself, he's like the Johnny Knoxville of Poon. or maybe just a regular Jackass.
nice, your next mission is to get her to tattoo your name and / or rerolled.org on herself and post pics. bonus points for the face.
Kirun
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PigB, I was always curious what an SG gets paid for posing, I know a ton of the early ones left the site and bad mouthed it saying they didn't make shit ... also heard Playboy bought out the original owners. Ask her what the dealy-o is.
Famm
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Pigbenis
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I dated a girl in college who did it for free. You'd be surprised what insecure, batshit crazy people will do for nothing as long as you keep telling them they're pretty. Personally I'd never date another girl who gets her entire identity of self worth off her physical appearance. Been there, don't want to do it again. Shit just look at reddit's gone wild. I'd love a professional psychologist to go over the mindset of a female who feels like she can somehow be worth something and get a "high" off posing naked for strangers on the internet. Fuckin strange.
zombiewizardhawk
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His male best friend has a female best friend who his male best friend is so attached to that he flips shit if she goes drinking with some other guy... that doesn't sound like he wants to bone his "best friend" at all.
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We never really talked about it. She brought it up once, and I haven't brought it up since. She posed like 4 or 5 years ago, but she's kind of a different chick now. Facial piercings all out, no gauges in the ear, normal hair and shit. Maybe I'll bring it up tonight. She is pretty fucking nuts, though. Ride it till the wheels fall off I guess.
If you take the gauge out of your ear, does it go back to being normal? I find that particular body modification to be particularly disgusting, especially when the gauge isn't in and the huge earlobe is all floppy and hangy.
When you are done having your fun just start being ultra nice and treating her like a precious jewel, she'll run away and never look back. Easiest way to avoid the bunny-boiling that will surely come.
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iannis
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No. In about 10-20 years you will start seeing commercials for the surgery it takes to fix that.
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What do they have to do? Excise the dangly part and use some of it to attempt to make the lobe less shitty looking?
Pigbenis
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She never gauged them out huge like Johnnys prostitutes vagina so they closed up. It's the big ones that are fucked.
Famm
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I had mine out to a half inch. Glad I never went further. Mine never closed again, but they aren't a big floppy African lobe. You can still clearly see the piercing though. I wish it wasn't that way, some days when my ears are warm they gap just a tiny little bit where there's a hole enough for a pinpoint of light. I looked into a plastic surgeon (not like Hollywood, like cut your warts and cancer and shit off) and they apparently cut the inside of the hole, then stitch it up and let the bloody open wound heal back into one piece. Didn't see before and after pics, but supposedly decently successful. Scar obviously but it already looks like scars. Haven't gotten it done. Supposedly a pierced ear lobe that got torn so the hole is open is the worst thing to fix. But I'm sure the really massive stretchings are a fucked up situation to reverse too.