The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Antarius

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Went out with this girl
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Yesterday.

Today she texted me saying "I'm sorry, I don't want to waste any more of your time, we don't have any chemistry".

But it was my fault, I took her out on a traditional date at a restaurant yesterday, we sat across each other, and I didn't have any chance to escalate, or kino at all. The conversation was good, but I definitely friend-zoned myself. Good motivation to lift today. As far as clues I should have picked up on, her ex is a millionaire on a baseball team, and she met me on craigslist, she was just looking to get plowed and didn't want a relationship. He cheated on her numerous times, I don't know why I didn't see the alpha widow before I started writing this post.
 
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Antarius_sl said:
Went out with this girl
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Yesterday.

Today she texted me saying "I'm sorry, I don't want to waste any more of your time, we don't have any chemistry".

But it was my fault, I took her out on a traditional date at a restaurant yesterday, we sat across each other, and I didn't have any chance to escalate, or kino at all. The conversation was good, but I definitely friend-zoned myself. Good motivation to lift today. As far as clues I should have picked up on, her ex is a millionaire on a baseball team, and she met me on craigslist, she was just looking to get plowed and didn't want a relationship. He cheated on her numerous times, I don't know why I didn't see the alpha widow before I started writing this post.
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Too hot mixed up ya rp dick brain with ya regular brain
 
Hoss

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Should throw a hail mary. Text her back and say, yeah you agree about the chemistry, but does she wanna fuck before moving on.
 
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Nah, I aint thirsty, I've still got the 26 year old asian that I posted pictures of before. I woke up with her mouth on my cock, beautiful weather for the drop top to be open. I drove past a laser speed trap doing 78 in a 60, didn't get pulled over.

I think I'm pretty much feeling the same thing that Ice Cube felt when he wrote Today was a good day.
 
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Antarius_sl said:
Nah, I aint thirsty, I've still got the 26 year old asian that I posted pictures of before. I woke up with her mouth on my cock, beautiful weather for the drop top to be open. I drove past a laser speed trap doing 78 in a 60, didn't get pulled over.

I think I'm pretty much feeling the same thing that Ice Cube felt when he wrote Today was a good day.
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You shouldn't speed with a dead girl in your trunk, bro.
 
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You woke up in your car with the top down getting blown and you passed a speeding speed trap.
 
Sutekh

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Turned down a 3-some with two really hot doctor chicks this weekend. I'm not really sure why, I think I might be turning gay, help.
 
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Sutekh_sl said:
Turned down a 3-some with two really hot doctor chicks this weekend. I'm not really sure why, I think I might be turning gay, help.
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Did you suspect that they were just trying to trick you into getting a colonoscopy?
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Sutekh_sl said:
Turned down a 3-some with two really hot doctor chicks this weekend. I'm not really sure why, I think I might be turning gay, help.
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If there was one act that deserves having your tuconets set to Tanoomba like levels, it's rejecting a threesome with hot chicks. Seriously, unless you have a medical condition that broke your penis, what's your excuse bro?
 
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We're going to need an update on this, Jack.
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Shit threw a big as wrench in the gears. Just about done with school, paid of all our debts, was about to start looking for a house. Things were looking good. No I will probably have to move in with my parents so I can afford to pay for her skank ass and make sure my son has a roof over his head.

No fault to the guy. hes 19, and shes a skank cougar. I probably would have done the same thing at that age.
 
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Can't you take the kid since she's banging 19 year olds and I'm kind of assuming, is a poor retard?
 
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Jack Lemmons Balls_sl said:
Shit threw a big as wrench in the gears. Just about done with school, paid of all our debts, was about to start looking for a house. Things were looking good. No I will probably have to move in with my parents so I can afford to pay for her skank ass and make sure my son has a roof over his head.

No fault to the guy. hes 19, and shes a skank cougar. I probably would have done the same thing at that age.
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If you've got proof of adultery you're going to cream her, and if she can't provide shelter and support for your son you might get full custody. Get a lawyer.
 
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