The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

Try a full stop on for a change, see what that does for your love life.

Deathwing_sl said:

I feel like "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" should be a clue that this is just a farce, but I can't place it. What person in their 20's listens to Poison?

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Young girls listen to a lot of really crappy music.

Drinsic_sl said:

Is your name actually Johnny, or are you just really into the whole prostitution thing?

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Those are Johns, not Johnnys

I'm 27 (28? .. can't remember) and I sometimes listen to Poison

No fucking shit. If he goes by Johnny what do you think his driver's license might have on it?

Drinsic_sl said:

No fucking shit. If he goes by Johnny what do you think his driver's license might have on it?

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Johnathan?

It could.

Drinsic_sl said:

No fucking shit. If he goes by Johnny what do you think his driver's license might have on it?

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Djay_sl said:

Johnathan?

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Bazinga!!

aaron_sl said:

Post nudes!

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I second this!

Drinsic_sl said:

No fucking shit. If he goes by Johnny what do you think his driver's license might have on it?

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So what was your point in asking then.

My name is John, I introduced her to that song because on left shoulder she
has a rose tattoo

Johnny49_sl said:

My name is John, I introduced her to that song because on left shoulder she
has a rose tattoo

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Sounds like a classy girl. Introduce her to your kids, scumbag.

At least you have good taste.

aaron_sl said:

You need to clarify two things:

1. What exactly is she? A stripper? Escort? Streetwalker?

2. What is she addicted to?

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Judging from his posts and her picture, she's a low level escort with a coke problem.

Johnny49_sl said:

My name is John, I introduced her to that song because on left shoulder she
has a rose tattoo

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Awesome.

Deathwing_sl said:

Low level, sure, but I don't see the coke problem.

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Super thin with no obvious track marks or opiate scratch scabs on her arms, kinda flushed and mildly vacant expression in the pic he's using as an avatar.

Johnny, what state are you from? I might look her up if she's not too far away, she seems like a lot of fun.