The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

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Hoss

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I once dated a girl who I think wanted to be raped. She never came out and said it, so I didn't do anything.

The last date I had with her, I stayed overnight in her place. We went to bed and made out. I fingered her until she came and then she turned to me and said "You can take care of yourself now". Then she laid there naked on the bed. I was like, "Is this bitch serious? I'm supposed to go crank down in her bathroom now? WTF?" when I told her nevermind, I'm good, she looked disappointed.

At the time I had no clue. But years later I got to know a girl who had legitimate rape fantasies (like she wanted dudes to sneak in her window and fuck her any way he wanted while she laid there quietly and motionless). I didn't date her because we live on opposite sides of the country (also because I'm pretty sure I could never do that), but we talked a lot and I realized that previous girl was doing and saying a lot of the same things.
 

Mrs. Gravy

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Do those stories exist? Seems everyone sucks at anal at first.
Background on me: I come from devout Catholic family, attended Catholic schools, had fear and guilt in utero...married first husband because I lost my virginity to him. I was always plenty turned on by sex but never orgasmed til Gravy. ♡
first husband/devil's minion, did not ask me.. he just thought it would be fine with me, as his wife....um, no. It was forced and without preparation... and it was fairly traumatic....he is fortunate that I did not return the favor.
That wasn't even among the top 10 reasons I divorced the fool.
That was fun too. My family and his tried to stage an intervention when I filed. It took me a while to get over that but they all ( my family) apologized to me and G.
Anyway...really did more ass play than full anal with G and that was over a decade ago, reasons: his health, my fear, but damn, a well placed finger or two in the midst of various other penetrating activities, holy fuck that is a good orgasm.
First man I dated after G, benefitted, New, well New and I have our own agreement and it makes me very pleased. Also, a girl orders a few things from Amazon Prime and all of a sudden, it thinks it knows you.
I have a good friend who has agreed that in the event of my demise, she is to go to my house and destroy the tote of pleasure, my phone and computer.
My family would be so proud.
 
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I once dated a girl who I think wanted to be raped. She never came out and said it, so I didn't do anything.

The last date I had with her, I stayed overnight in her place. We went to bed and made out. I fingered her until she came and then she turned to me and said "You can take care of yourself now". Then she laid there naked on the bed. I was like, "Is this bitch serious? I'm supposed to go crank down in her bathroom now? WTF?" when I told her nevermind, I'm good, she looked disappointed.

At the time I had no clue. But years later I got to know a girl who had legitimate rape fantasies (like she wanted dudes to sneak in her window and fuck her any way he wanted while she laid there quietly and motionless). I didn't date her because we live on opposite sides of the country (also because I'm pretty sure I could never do that), but we talked a lot and I realized that previous girl was doing and saying a lot of the same things.

Louis CK on the Subject above...spoilered because I am not 100% sure on the rules of this thread.

 
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I once dated a girl who I think wanted to be raped. She never came out and said it, so I didn't do anything.

The last date I had with her, I stayed overnight in her place. We went to bed and made out. I fingered her until she came and then she turned to me and said "You can take care of yourself now". Then she laid there naked on the bed. I was like, "Is this bitch serious? I'm supposed to go crank down in her bathroom now? WTF?" when I told her nevermind, I'm good, she looked disappointed.

At the time I had no clue. But years later I got to know a girl who had legitimate rape fantasies (like she wanted dudes to sneak in her window and fuck her any way he wanted while she laid there quietly and motionless). I didn't date her because we live on opposite sides of the country (also because I'm pretty sure I could never do that), but we talked a lot and I realized that previous girl was doing and saying a lot of the same things.
She could also have just been a mixed-message psycho. That is why you actually have to talk that shit through.

Rape/forced fantasies are fairly common to any degree from "hold me down and just fuck me hard" to "Non-Con, Zero Safe Word, kidnapping fetishes".

Louis CK on the Subject above...spoilered because I am not 100% sure on the rules of this thread.

That is a great bit that perfectly exemplifies why you can't just leave that shit up to chance and HOPE the other person has any idea what the fuck you want.
 

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Breakdown

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I like to pick a fight with my wife so she leaves me alone so I can crank one out to tranny porn. I could just let her go to bed but I like it more when I know she's pissed off.
 
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Shonuff

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Skenes gland! So they all proclaim.

I once knew a chick who squirted so hard that she'd pass out. Every fluid in her body would be released. It was like three or four gallons. No BS on that.

I've been with squirters where it didn't smell/taste like piss. Unfortunately, I've been with others that pissed all over my dick, and made me want to vomit from the smell of urine.
 
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Anal eh... haven't had a go in years but I had a gf roughly 18 years ago who was really into a good assfucking and I think I took her anal virginity too. She was also into oral and bodyshots and swallowing and ... I guess everything. During the year we were together I did not find her limit. But then I was young and knew not nearly as much as I know now.
 

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Boring here. I dabbled in fetish culture a bit in college but honestly, besides some of the clothes and whatnot, it really didn't do it for me. Mental instability and general creepiness is a turn-off so it wasn't going to be a thing. Still like costuming and getting dressed up, though. I don't own any kink outfits but I have spent hundreds of dollars over the years assembling an anachronistic slutty pirate wench outfit I wear at renfaires. Is for pretty innocent fun but I'd lying if I said there wasn't a small sexual exhibitionist component to it.
 
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Boring here. I dabbled in fetish culture a bit in college but honestly, besides some of the clothes and whatnot, it really didn't do it for me. Mental instability and general creepiness is a turn-off so it wasn't going to be a thing. Still like costuming and getting dressed up, though. I don't own any kink outfits but I have spent hundreds of dollars over the years assembling an anachronistic slutty pirate wench outfit I wear at renfaires. Is for pretty innocent fun but I'd lying if I said there's wasn't a small sexual exhibitionist component to it.
Pics?
 
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Zaara

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I don't bother asking people to send me pictures they take because then random people know your e-mail/phone. Only other pictures I have are from 2 years ago but were taken by a 6'5 person. I'm 5'3. If I find one that doesn't make me look like a gremlin maybe I'll toss it up.
 
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Noodleface

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This will be glorious

Tell me the days you'll be at King Richards faire and I won't go and creep on you
 

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This will be glorious

Tell me the days you'll be at King Richards faire and I won't go and creep on you

She wants you to take her forcefully at the renfaire.

On a side note, will you two just bang already? This flirty shit is getting old. We want hardcore, creepy fallout from this, with insults, pics, and video slinging all which ways.
 
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Boring here. I dabbled in fetish culture a bit in college but honestly, besides some of the clothes and whatnot, it really didn't do it for me. Mental instability and general creepiness is a turn-off so it wasn't going to be a thing. Still like costuming and getting dressed up, though. I don't own any kink outfits but I have spent hundreds of dollars over the years assembling an anachronistic slutty pirate wench outfit I wear at renfaires. Is for pretty innocent fun but I'd lying if I said there's wasn't a small sexual exhibitionist component to it.

Every time I would go to larger events or even just smaller munches it was always the SUPER overdressed ones that had the biggest drama within the scene. The dude in his GWAR outfit with 3 gimped out pets on leashes etc etc.

Weeding out the real crazies in a crazy fetish group got to be a big bother for me as well which is why I stopped doing it "Officially".
 

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Anyone into gwar is fucked up anyways
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Hoss

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No fetish is too small. Whatever your thing is, embracing it will lead to a world of wonderment.
 
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