The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

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Julian The Apostate

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I like giving and receiving rimjobs, no homo. Also love putting a finger up my girls ass during sex. Anal sex itself(giving) doesn't do much for me other than once or twice a year for something different.
 
Zaara

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Yeah, sort've a hard sell, that. I dropped the whole 'hey buddy did you know you had a prostate' beguilements a few times and got a hard no.
 
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Springbok

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If I wasn't fucked up I probably would have hurt durr I'm not a fag'd that, which is a shame. One of life's great pleasures. But ya, that's a tough one to sell...
 
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Zaara said:
Yeah, sort've a hard sell, that. I dropped the whole 'hey buddy did you know you had a prostate' beguilements a few times and got a hard no.
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My wife first hit me with that when I was high and less likely to get rustled. The result was basically -

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Hoss

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Zaara said:
Yeah, sort've a hard sell, that. I dropped the whole 'hey buddy did you know you had a prostate' beguilements a few times and got a hard no.
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Tickle his asshole while you're going down on him to get him used to you being down there. Don't go in, just around the outside along with the balls and the taint. When he trusts you, maybe just push it a little bit (don't go in, just push). When he's ready, get a little lube and just put the pad of your finger in, then the first digit. This is the method I used with my wife and she's basically a butt slut now. A wise hooker taught it to me when I asked her to teach me something to please women that most dudes can't do. I used it on all of my girlfriends since that wise hooker and made them all enjoy buttplay. Nowadays, my wife takes twice as long to cum if I'm not playing with her butt.

I think I got off on a tangent. Anyway, back to the original point. Once he relaxes playing with the outside should be enjoyable. It's enjoyable for me and I've never had my prostate touched.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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Hoss said:
Tickle his asshole while you're going down on him to get him used to you being down there. Don't go in, just around the outside along with the balls and the taint. When he trusts you, maybe just push it a little bit (don't go in, just push). When he's ready, get a little lube and just put the pad of your finger in, then the first digit. This is the method I used with my wife and she's basically a butt slut now. A wise hooker taught it to me when I asked her to teach me something to please women that most dudes can't do. I used it on all of my girlfriends since that wise hooker and made them all enjoy buttplay. Nowadays, my wife takes twice as long to cum if I'm not playing with her butt.

I think I got off on a tangent. Anyway, back to the original point. Once he relaxes playing with the outside should be enjoyable. It's enjoyable for me and I've never had my prostate touched.
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Parity, I am fond of parity.
 
jayrebb

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Hoss said:
Tickle his asshole while you're going down on him to get him used to you being down there. Don't go in, just around the outside along with the balls and the taint. When he trusts you, maybe just push it a little bit (don't go in, just push). When he's ready, get a little lube and just put the pad of your finger in, then the first digit. This is the method I used with my wife and she's basically a butt slut now. A wise hooker taught it to me when I asked her to teach me something to please women that most dudes can't do. I used it on all of my girlfriends since that wise hooker and made them all enjoy buttplay. Nowadays, my wife takes twice as long to cum if I'm not playing with her butt.

I think I got off on a tangent. Anyway, back to the original point. Once he relaxes playing with the outside should be enjoyable. It's enjoyable for me and I've never had my prostate touched.
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Its life hacks to do that to a girl every time you go down on her you do a little more. Should be against the law because no girl is going to stop amazing stimulation on her clit just because you are creeping on her ass. Over time an association is made ala positive reinforcement.

it takes a while to get away from whats known as unplanned anal, before you can actually start talking about anal openly in conversation and then begin introducing what is known as planned anal.

If you try any of this shit without the aforementioned method you already know what the reaction would be.

LIFE HACKS.
 
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lindz

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I think I have pretty standard chick kinks - light BDSM stuff is my thing. Don't do it much sadly though this is probably my fault because I need to ask more. Mind reading isn't a thing and all. And definitely enjoy being cummed on.

As evidenced by my past shenanigans, I'm pretty open to stuff. Like others have said, communication is key here. None of the stuff I've done would have worked at all without super open dialogue.
 
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lindz said:
I think I have pretty standard chick kinks - light BDSM stuff is my thing. Don't do it much sadly though this is probably my fault because I need to ask more. Mind reading isn't a thing and all. And definitely enjoy being cummed on.

As evidenced by my past shenanigans, I'm pretty open to stuff. Like others have said, communication is key here. None of the stuff I've done would have worked at all without super open dialogue.
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First woman that I have heard of that legitimately likes being cummed on. Is there a degrading factor to that? Just a satisfying knowledge that you can point to the cum and say "look, I did that, and it is so much"?
 
Khane

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a_skeleton_03 said:
First woman that I have heard of that legitimately likes being cummed on. Is there a degrading factor to that? Just a satisfying knowledge that you can point to the cum and say "look, I did that, and it is so much"?
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Haha a_skeleton_03. You're not foolling anyone. We know you probably watch more porn than anyone else on these forums mr "I steal boudoir photos but it's totally legit"
 
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Haha a_skeleton_03. You're not foolling anyone. We know you probably watch more porn than anyone else on these forums mr "I steal boudoir photos but it's totally legit"
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Notice the "legitimately likes" aspect of the post.

Porn made for men has it there for a reason and that is because we like it.
Porn made for women usually does not have it and the reason is because they don't necessarily like that.

Some might but this is the first I heard of someone legit liking it and I am curious why.
 
Khane

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I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. You can't possibly be that dumb.
 
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Khane

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Yo, dude. This is the kink thread. What the fuck are you on about?
 
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