The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

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a_skeleton_03

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Yo, dude. This is the kink thread. What the fuck are you on about?
So it being a kink brings it out of the norm ... thus I asked the question of what she likes about it.

This isn't that hard man, I know you have some street cred to uphold of trolling the shit out of these threads but maybe you could check it in at the door?
 

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I think I have pretty standard chick kinks - light BDSM stuff is my thing. Don't do it much sadly though this is probably my fault because I need to ask more. Mind reading isn't a thing and all. And definitely enjoy being cummed on.

As evidenced by my past shenanigans, I'm pretty open to stuff. Like others have said, communication is key here. None of the stuff I've done would have worked at all without super open dialogue.
Cucking your husband is standard chick kink?
 
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Yo bros, here's a super weird kink. Some women like cum. How fucked up is that?!

By the way a_skeleton_03 I don't troll. I just happen to have a sense of humor.
 
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First woman that I have heard of that legitimately likes being cummed on. Is there a degrading factor to that? Just a satisfying knowledge that you can point to the cum and say "look, I did that, and it is so much"?

I've known girls who liked it. But in every case it was because they didn't like the feel of condoms and being cum on was the next safest thing. Other than the pills which i'm sure they were on. My wife likes it too, but but for her the 'kink' is being creampied. Cause, that's the naughty thing she avoided for so many years. From my perspective either is hot as long as she's asking for it.

Cucking your husband is standard chick kink?

That's his kink, not hers.
 
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That's his kink, not hers.
I dunno bro, with something as extreme as cuckolding I dont see how you do it without being into it yourself. Its not like putting on a gimp suit for an hour.
 

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I dunno bro, with something as extreme as cuckolding I dont see how you do it without being into it yourself. Its not like putting on a gimp suit for an hour.

Welcome to wrongsville. Population you.

People do things all the time that they're not in to just to please their partner.
 

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Welcome to wrongsville. Population you.

People do things all the time that they're not in to just to please their partner.
I just dont see how you sleep with another person just to please your partner. Not saying its wrong or casting judgement on those in a cuckold relationship.
 

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I just dont see how you sleep with another person just to please your partner. Not saying its wrong or casting judgement on those in a cuckold relationship.

I understand that you can't see it. I personally can't see how it's a turn on to be a cuck. But we don't doubt those people are out there, do we? You just have to accept that you won't understand everyone's motivations. You can see where a woman who finds blowjobs repulsive might still suck her man's cock right? You can see where a woman who isn't into watersports would still occasionally piss on her SO, right? This isn't any different.

If she keeps doing it she might get into cucking, but as far as we know it's been once or twice.
 

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Yeah that's not my thing for sure. But I enjoy how much he's turned on by it. That makes it hot for me.

As for being cummed on - it's a submissive thing I think.
 
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I just love fucking someone who I barely know. It's something that turns me on about doing "the most intimate thing" with a near stranger. I've fucked at least a hundred whores in brothels (in the Caribbean, Mexico, etc) (this isn't bragging, I paid for it!), I fuck randoms here, at work I just want to fuck anyone I can, it's so weird. I don't do weird shit like piss, shit, or toys. I just like to fuck and move on to the next target.
 
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Yeah that's not my thing for sure. But I enjoy how much he's turned on by it. That makes it hot for me.

As for being cummed on - it's a submissive thing I think.
I find myself enjoying multiple sides of the die. It is often dependent upon my mood if I want to dominate or be dominated or if I want it straight.

I have not seen New since last Sunday...sigh. I went over a decade with no sex and managed it but can now barely tolerate 7 flipping days.
 
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I've never been with a woman that disliked being cummed on. Maybe not right in right in the eyeballs or mouth, but stomach, back, tits, etc. Has always been received enthusiastically. Id honestly be shocked if I met someone who out right couldn't stand it.
 
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There was a point in time where I was watching a lot of that "sleep" and "drunk" porn and I thought it would be pretty hot to have my girlfriend get drunk enough (without puking) where I could reenact some of that (with her permission and established guidelines, like no buttsex) as a fantasy fulfillment type thing. It turns out, it isn't really all it is cracked up to be. Since I'd never do that to someone without their prior consent, it would never have any of that forbidden thrill to it, and what it ends up being is what I imagine fucking an exceptional quality Real Doll would be like. A lot of trying to move dead weight around and no real feedback that you're doing something right or wrong. Not to mention, she never really got drunk enough and just sort of pretended, but she was SUPER irritable the whole time because she just wanted to sleep. It is more satisfying and less hassle to just jerk off, trust me.

Myth busted :(

In the past few years I have developed an inclination to sticking a pinky near and eventually in their butt, but that doesn't always go over very well, particularly when I refuse to let them reciprocate. Hell, sometimes it isn't even about the whole taboo thing, it's because I know what went on in and around my butt that day, and I really don't want anyone going near it!
 
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There was a point in time where I was watching a lot of that "sleep" and "drunk" porn and I thought it would be pretty hot to have my girlfriend get drunk enough (without puking) where I could reenact some of that (with her permission and established guidelines, like no buttsex) as a fantasy fulfillment type thing. It turns out, it isn't really all it is cracked up to be. Since I'd never do that to someone without their prior consent, it would never have any of that forbidden thrill to it, and what it ends up being is what I imagine fucking an exceptional quality Real Doll would be like. A lot of trying to move dead weight around and no real feedback that you're doing something right or wrong. Not to mention, she never really got drunk enough and just sort of pretended, but she was SUPER irritable the whole time because she just wanted to sleep. It is more satisfying and less hassle to just jerk off, trust me.

Myth busted :(

In the past few years I have developed an inclination to sticking a pinky near and eventually in their butt, but that doesn't always go over very well, particularly when I refuse to let them reciprocate. Hell, sometimes it isn't even about the whole taboo thing, it's because I know what went on in and around my butt that day, and I really don't want anyone going near it!

a_skeleton_03 what you reckon that rates on the KINK-O-METER

He said he occasionally had a pinky near her ass, sort of, sometimes, not really...well he might have thought about it once. 10/10?
 

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a_skeleton_03 what you reckon that rates on the KINK-O-METER

He said he occasionally had a pinky near her ass, sort of, sometimes, not really...well he might have thought about it once. 10/10?
It's the passed out sex that is a kink.

The wife and I do that but we add an ambien into her drink. It can be a little more fun because she struggles a bit about doing this or that before giving in and enjoying it.

Yes she knows what is in her drink.
 
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It's the passed out sex that is a kink.

The wife and I do that but we add an ambien into her drink. It can be a little more fun because she struggles a bit about doing this or that before giving in and enjoying it.

Yes she knows what is in her drink.
I'm glad at least someone understood the point of my post. I only mentioned the butt stuff because it had been mentioned a bit in previous posts, and since I had just read the entire thread it was a little more fresh in my mind. And to bring up the point about me knowing what my butt does all day being a big turn off to anyone getting near it.
 

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I'll also throw in my experience of "never met a woman that didn't like me cumming on her". Now, letting me cum on her face is another story, those have been few and far between in my experience. The amount of women that want me to cum in them is the problem, bitch I'm not trying to get your ass pregnant.

I'm a big fan of butt stuff both ways (giving and receiving), been a harder sell than I expected (on both fronts) since my divorce. Guess it's location or maybe I'm just creepy heh whynotboth.jpg