The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

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Lanx

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That kind of reminds me, not sure why it popped in my head out of nowhere but we had this mid back in high-school that changed his name from like Spencer to Lucian, I think he watched interview with a vampire to many times or something, but he thought he was a vampire. I remember him getting his ass kicked a lot and shunned, hell if I recall even the teachers would kind of shit on the kid. I'd like to think maybe he grew up and eventually killed himself. Anyways point is old Spencer here 20 years back would even think Tranbos are garbage they are truly the lowest of all human life.
which one was lucian tom cruise or brad pitt?
 

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which one was lucian tom cruise or brad pitt?
I honeslty can't remember it's been decades since I've seen that thing, but I saw some picture of the cast posted here in the FSR and apparently Antonio Banderas was in it too and I don't remember him at all in it.
 
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Lanx

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I honeslty can't remember it's been decades since I've seen that thing, but I saw some picture of the cast posted here in the FSR and apparently Antonio Banderas was in it too and I don't remember him at all in it.
he was the one that killed kirsten dunst and her new vamp underling and put brad pitt in a forever coffin when he found out brad killed tom, cuz of killing his own kind
 

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he was the one that killed kirsten dunst and her new vamp underling and put brad pitt in a forever coffin when he found out brad killed tom, cuz of killing his own kind

Holy shit you wouldn't happen to be Spencer would you?
 
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he was the one that killed kirsten dunst and her new vamp underling and put brad pitt in a forever coffin when he found out brad killed tom, cuz of killing his own kind
i haven't seen interview with a vampire in DECADES and i don't remember ANYTHING about it. but reading this synopsis all i can think of is that vampires always be so dramatic.
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My favorite part of the Architect scene were the people with shitty vocabularies that complained they couldn't understand what he was talking about.
 
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i think they're talking about this pic from Interview premiere red carpet event way back in 1994

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slater, cruise, kirsten dunst, antonio b, brad pitt

they look like a pedophile gang or a hair metal band
 

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i think they're talking about this pic from Interview premiere red carpet event way back in 1994

8fgI74kB4civxjIBAHkKgtojeJ-rnrnVKo2HNpTBxoE.jpg


slater, cruise, kirsten dunst, antonio b, brad pitt

they look like a pedophile gang or a hair metal band
No no no,
That's Michael Stipe, Jared Leto, Courtney Love, Chris Cornell, and Kurt Cobain.

It was the 1990's, I was there.
 
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Cruise said that's the only character out of his long career that he still wants to reprise the role of someday.

He cited it as the most fun.
 

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i think they're talking about this pic from Interview premiere red carpet event way back in 1994

slater, cruise, kirsten dunst, antonio b, brad pitt

they look like a pedophile gang or a hair metal band

Cruise said that's the only character out of his long career that he still wants to reprise the role of someday.

He cited it as the most fun.
LMAO.
 

Chukzombi

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Cruise said that's the only character out of his long career that he still wants to reprise the role of someday.

He cited it as the most fun.
well, there is actually a cult following for the Queen of The Damned movie because of Ayleah or whatever fuck her name was, Cruise would have to do The Vampire Lestat adaption only, but with no Ayliah. Queen of the Damned sort of put the 2 novels together anyway. yes i have read the entire Vampire Chronicles series. it can be pretty gay at times. its still really cool though.
 
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Miguex

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I'm pretty sure there was no Lucian in Interview. Could be the leader of the Lycan in Underworld. (2003)


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There is no Lucian in the entire book series, let alone that movie. Just another shit-take around these parts. Thanks for calling it out early.
 
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There is no Lucian in the entire book series, let alone that movie. Just another shit-take around these parts. Thanks for calling it out early.

I read the books multiple times as a teen, just didn't remember all the rando non-main vamps. Just like, umm, Marius and Pandora? Some young girl who ran with a motorbike gang, and of course, Akasha and Enkil.
 
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jayrebb

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i mean on the other hand nobody actually thought there was a lucian in interview