The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

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3 minutes to go to see how shitty or not shitty this movie might be.
 
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Chukzombi said:
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Lucien Castle

Lucien Castle was a major recurring character and the main antagonist in the third season of The Originals. He was an Upgraded Original Vampire, the first and former vampire turned by Klaus Mikaelson as well as the first vampire to be turned overall, and a member of the Trinity. Not much is...
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That's fairly recent, Booze said he went to high school with the vampire, and I think he's old.
 
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It is somehow worse than I expected it to be

and also not quite as bad as I expected it to be

It looks like a made for tv movie
 
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Yeah, just came here to post that. I definitely expected much worse. This at least looks interesting.
 
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it looked good. But whats in the rest of the movie? No way I would watch this prior to audience reviews.
 
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it releases on HBO max same day as theaters aka 4K torrents so literally no reason not to watch at home, unless BLM protests are looting your neighborhood. then you can escape to theaters for a few hours!

i was disappointed that the trailer only had references to our phone/screen obsessed culture and no references to Trump, how trannies are the ultimate humans, and nothing about how The Matrix created covid

also is it racist to think the black guy was morpheus, i kept thinking they de-aged Lawrence Fishburn
 
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spronk said:
it releases on HBO max same day as theaters aka 4K torrents so literally no reason not to watch at home, unless BLM protests are looting your neighborhood. then you can escape to theaters for a few hours!

i was disappointed that the trailer only had references to our phone/screen obsessed culture and no references to Trump, how trannies are the ultimate humans, and nothing about how The Matrix created covid

also is it racist to think the black guy was morpheus, i kept thinking they de-aged Lawrence Fishburn
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Well this is a different Morpheus but he is always black.
 
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I could have sworn it was Trinity coming out of the machine pod in the real world. It's going to be interesting to see if she is a clone or wasn't really dead at the end of Revolution.

Also, is this just one more movie or do they plan to make this another trilogy?
 
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yeah, not a bad trailer, i'll definitely give it a watch for shits n gigs on 12/22. i am a little annoyed that Keanu couldnt be bothered to shave even a little for the role. maybe they filmed his scenes during the weekend and he had something else better to do on monday. it did make me nostalgiic for the old movies. i miss Trinity. she doesnt look bad for an old lady.
 
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how trannies are the ultimate humans
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White rabbit person is clearly a tranny.

At a minimum theres no way in hell there arent references to humans in the real world choosing opposite genders in The Matrix.
 
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So a bad regurgitated remake with a pretend Laurence Fishburne. Sounds just about right for 2021
 
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Wait did they just recast Morpheus with a thinner version of Lawrence Fishburn?
 
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